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cinder

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You know, since they're ostensibly checking for poison, if someone sprinkled a bit of poison onthe tastiest looking food item then the samplers would no longer be able to do their job after eating it and we'd have plenty of food for the rest of us. We probably don't even have to use poison, just need to put something on it that will make them toss their cookies.
 

Lynx

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You know, since they're ostensibly checking for poison, if someone sprinkled a bit of poison onthe tastiest looking food item then the samplers would no longer be able to do their job after eating it and we'd have plenty of food for the rest of us. We probably don't even have to use poison, just need to put something on it that will make them toss their cookies.
How is serum of ipecac not poison?

Try some of it sometime and - while vomiting - try to tell me it's not poison.
 

cinder

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I was just clarifying that we don't need you permanently incapacitated, just incapacitated for a couple hours.
 

seoulsearch

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I was just clarifying that we don't need you permanently incapacitated, just incapacitated for a couple hours.
Why I am suddenly concerned that Cinder seems to know a little to much about incapacitating people... and for varying amounts of time. :oops::ROFL:
 

Cold

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Ingesting ipecac will just make more room for testing more dishes. I approve of its usage.
 

Cold

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Oh no! we just got an anonymous tip that the brisket is poisoned. I'm unfortunately gonna have to confiscate it and do some testing. Such a shame. :cry:
 

Cold

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I see some pig in blankets on the table though. Don't worry, with just my eyesight I can tell they're safe to eat.
 

Cold

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Yep, that's pork. I mean... that's not poisoned. Definitely safe to eat.
 

seoulsearch

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I just arrived with a big pot of carnitas, crusty and moist too. White corn street tortillas, pico de gallo, and an assortment of hot hot sauces for those who like a little heat, or a lot.
Something tells me we're going to have to assign an entire SWAT team to guard TallTimber's food, or it's going to be gone faster than a speeding bullet. :oops:

I mean, I have a Latino friend who I'm pretty sure would gulp this all down in one setting alone...
 

Lynx

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And all the normal potluck people have already shown up...




Which one are you?
 

stingray72

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Hey I want tacos nachos and burritos does that work for everybody as well haha.
 

Lynx

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Hey I want tacos nachos and burritos does that work for everybody as well haha.
Depends... Do we have to be around you a couple hours later?

Oooh that smell!
Can't you smell that smell!