If I drink a beer, will I go to Hell?

Well, here's another to consider...

Deuteronomy 14:22-26
22 “You will surely set aside a tenth of all the yield of your seed that comes from the field year by year. 23 You are to eat the tithe of your grain, your new wine, your oil, and the firstborn of your herd and flock, before Adonai your God in the place He chooses to make His Name dwell, so that you may learn to fear Adonai your God always. 24 Now suppose the way is too long for you, for you cannot carry the tithe because the place Adonai your God chooses to set His Name is too far from you. When Adonai your God blesses you, 25 then you are to exchange the tithe for silver, bind up the silver in your hand, and go to the place that Adonai your God chooses. 26 You may spend the money for whatever your soul desires—cattle, sheep, wine, strong drink, or whatever your soul asks of you. Then you will eat there before Adonai your God and rejoice—you and your household.

Now don't go telling your pastor that you took the tithe and bought strong drink or wine for rejoicing... He's gone tell ya that all that parts been done away with and to put yo money in the basket... 🤔🤷😀

You go straight to Hell,do not pass Go, and do not collect $200.

Wait. That may or may not be right. I'll have to get back to you

Yep good point.

According to Benjamin Franklin, beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy.

I don't think that's actual scripture, but I like the way he thinks.

Just do as Jesus taught us... do all things in moderation... anything that "controls" us is not good.

As long as it's black only.... non-flavored.

i enjoy, very occasionally. a shot of Gran Marnier!

This is the only beer that I can remember actually enjoying all the way to the bottom.

But it's no longer available in my region.

Heineken is the only beer i drink. been that way since the 80's. i average around 4 per month. (not a promotion anyone, & i don't want to seem pushy with alcohol or advertise it but we all know a few here & there is not wrong).

I couldn't never bring myself to grab one.

In the summer, I like to have one every day or so. Dos Equis is sort of my "go-to", with salt on the rim, and a wedge of lime. Very refreshing.
Stella Artois is a nice one, as well. I don't much care for the "domestics" .... Mich Ultra with lime is one rare exception.
In my younger years, I drank quite a bit of beer... more than I should have.
Now, I am more into having one quality beer, than having 4 or 5 cheaper ones.

What about Jim Beam? For sure that stuff must be taking one straight to hell. Especially on the rocks.

I suppose one is liable to go to hell by drinking from a water fountain.

They should probably learn to drink it neat as there is no ice in hell.

I guess they’ll just offer eggnog in hell.

Diplomatico Rum is my newfound favorite strong drink, but it is too expensive to have within the mister's reach. #wistfully sighing

oh, goodness, yes..... Jack Daniels (Gentleman Jack) is the one to choose.... Beam is sinful.

Jameson Black Barrel is even better.

To basic biblical facts.

Jesus turn water into wine for a drunken wedding feast, tens of gallons of water into 1st class wine.

We are to.d not to get drunk.

So if you enjoy a beer, or a couple of glasses of wine with a meal or relaxing with a g&t go ahead.

Just don't be a bad example to others y getting drunk.


As to what to drink, a nice dark bitter, or a full bodied red, or a single malt.

Whose buying the next round.

*Lynx hiccups and wanders away to find a perch to take a nap on.

meaning you don't drink alcohol at all?

I think they mean they always grab TWO..... could be wrong, I suppose