Can We All Find our Soulmate Somewhere In Between Dodging Zombies at Halloween and Fruitcake at Christmas?

Hey Everyone,

For those of you who've been around the forum for a while, you'll know that just about every year, we get threads asking whether it's evil to celebrate Halloween and Christmas.

We hadn't seen any yet this year, but fortunately, someone was kind enough to dig up an old thread just in time!

https://christianchat.com/christian...t-evil-should-christians-celebrate-it.207211/

The general consensus here in Singles seems to go something like this (I just grabbed the first two answers from this old thread -- feel free to peruse the rest there):

And another member kindly reminded us that:

And so, I figured, why not roll all 3 together and knock out 3 of the most cyclical and widely debated subjects on the forum all in one thread!!!

So everyone...

Do YOU think you'll find your soulmate somewhere in between the Zombie Apocalypse and trying to avoid the Christmas Crusades?!

(This thread is just for fun and laughs -- I know lots of people who are struggling today, aside from it being a Monday, so please bless us with your most creative/funny answers if you dare!)

I'm sorry. I cannot participate in this thread because you used the f word in the title. That junk is neither fruit nor cake. It is best used as building material.

Fast fact, scientists have discovered the shelf life of that stuff is longer than the life of the shelf.

Perhaps you should start an alternative uses for fruitcake thread.

That is not the CC spirit. It is more appropriate to derail this thread.

The second best use is as packing material, to protect something that actually has value.

I seem to have the gift of derailment, so my suggestion was not made to protect the integrity of the thread. I'm merely looking to find new ways to repurpose my collection. One needs only so many paper weights and doorstops.

Don't be sad @seoulsearch. I may not have intended it for noble reasons, but God will use it for good.

I think I must be the only person on earth who loves fruitcake (not just likes, but LOVES, and dang it, I'm proud of it!!)

Feel free to pass along all your very UNloved fruitcakes over this way -- and since they always seem to have quite a bit of heft, you'll be getting in a good workout as you hurl, haul, and handle them during packing.

Finding fulfilling faithful female fellowship from Fall foliage forward feels frustratingly far-fetched, frankly.

Formerly, futuristic fantasies foreboded favorably.

Finally, flaming fiery flutterings frozenly faded; forcing fretful fragmented fearfulness.

Translation:

I am effed.

Was that creative enough for you?

I chucked out the fruitcake in the fridge that had been there I dont know how many years ...its gone to the bottom of the garden where it may grow some fruits of whatever was in it if the seeds were in there too

I like fruitcake .. In fact, I thought I bought one earlier this year (Oops, it would have been late last year), but after
checking in my fridge, I see it was best before August of last year so I must have bought it in December of 2021 .

Maybe in the Christmas Crusades people eat fruitcake and it causes the zombie apocalypse. 🧟‍♂️

@seoulsearch .. Thanks for the mention!

Thanks for keeping on top of the regularity of the soulmate threads that get started -- any more than a month or so that goes by without one and we're really starting to slip. 😳🐠 🌊

Another use for fruitcake - it could be the next level after atomic bombs. Accelerate them to relativistic velocities and they could do some serious damage on impact. As few as 20 fruitcakes accelerated to .95c could take out all of Russia.

I've never tried fruit cake......I really can't say anything about it 🤓

Actually fruitcake is a wonderful holiday treat. You soak the dried fruit in dark rum, (don't skip this step), then after the cake has cooled, wrap it tightly in cheesecloth soaked in medium sherry or triple sec. Happy Holidays🥳 (recipe from World's Best Fruitcake')lol.

Some fruitcakes are covered in Marzipan. Marzipan! How can you beat Marzipan as a cake topping???

German Christmas Stollen is a fruit bread that often contains marzipan. Again, super yum!

Panettone is a Christmas fruit cake from Italy. No Marzipan, but still quite lovely.

The latter two are not as dense in fruit as how North Americans make fruit cakes.

I'd be willing to try these. You already know I like my sweets lol

Gram says that's why I'm a sweet guy 🤓

Can't be worse than some of the stuff they actually had to eat during the crusades.

I would try it. Only one way to find out if I like it lol