Lets laugh together!

Who are the "you two" to whom you are referring?

We have a walk-in freezer at w*rk, which is where I go out to sweep up trash and accumulate all that heat.

Only millionaires have walk in fridge/freezers at home. He is talking about where he works.

That last part about the chick that's all hot but not crazy is SAVAGE!

An atheist was walking through the forest praising Evolution for creating such awe inspiring nature. Just then, a bear jumped out and attacked. He screamed like a little girl and took off running, but tripped over a branch and fell down on his back just as the bear was leaping through the air at him with outstretched claws and fangs.

He cried out, "God, save me!!!"

The bear froze in midair and a voice from the heavens boomed, "All your life you've denied Me but now that you're about to die you have the nerve to call on My name?"

The atheist replied, "It's true, Lord, I have denied you all my life, and even now I don't want to be a Christian. What I want is for You to make this bear a Christian."

The Lord said, "So be it".

The bear immediately knelt down and prayed, "Lord, thank You for this delicious meal You've set before me."

Algebra proves the existence of God,
The only way to figure it out is to pray for divine intervention and wisdom.
And if you pass it without praying you witnessed a miracle only God could do.

No but jumping out of a plane with a rifle and full pack is lol (yes it includes the parachute lol)

When it is election time and someone asks for directions. I ask them if they are a Democrat or Republican. Depending on the answer, I will give directions using all left or right turns. Also, some people have ask, if I am not the party you are, will you give me correct directions. smile and say yes.

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