An atheist was walking through the forest praising Evolution for creating such awe inspiring nature. Just then, a bear jumped out and attacked. He screamed like a little girl and took off running, but tripped over a branch and fell down on his back just as the bear was leaping through the air at him with outstretched claws and fangs.
He cried out, "God, save me!!!"
The bear froze in midair and a voice from the heavens boomed, "All your life you've denied Me but now that you're about to die you have the nerve to call on My name?"
The atheist replied, "It's true, Lord, I have denied you all my life, and even now I don't want to be a Christian. What I want is for You to make this bear a Christian."
The Lord said, "So be it".
The bear immediately knelt down and prayed, "Lord, thank You for this delicious meal You've set before me."