Signs You're Single

You cry yourself to sleep every night out of loneliness? Cause that's what I do.





I'm kidding, of course.

You sleep warm and toasty all night because nobody is hogging the covers!

Ya kidding. Girl you are a gold medal winner of social skills. Like Ginger Rogers able to take what move came your way, all the while doing so looking graceful and doing backwards in heels. So I have to say you got a blue ribbon for the ability to adapt socially and take whatever banter I threw be it oil, winks, smiles, and etc or when I tucked my tail and backed out.

Cause fact be, I became aware it was gonna be this boy who came out at birth with his foot already in his mouth and a sewing kit in his hand. Was just God's way of saying go ahead and sew that foot in there now will save you all the energy of removing it only to place it back there.

So I had to sneak away before my social awkward showed up and I had to taste foot again and officially acknowledge the point you had earned for being a social skills gold medalist when it comes to keeping up and still remaining light hearted, fun, unoffended and not offensive Your social skill set was noted.....LOL

That is so nice of you...but did you say it with a wink and smile?



LOL

Yes... Yes I did sleep well, and warm, and toasty all night.

Although I have heard this complaint a lot from married people about stealing covers, and every time I hear it I wonder what is so hard about adding one more blanket to the bed. Or two or three if you need them.

Yes... Yes I did sleep well, and warm, and toasty all night.

Although I have heard this complaint a lot from married people about stealing covers, and every time I hear it I wonder what is so hard about adding one more blanket to the bed. Or two or three if you need them.

Well when ya first start out married. You are like two match sticks in a matchbox just plenty cover and space. However, after years of her cooking you find that now, the problem is like trying to stick, two sticks of dynamite in a matchbox.

The survey shows 9 out of 10 wife's have a inner tortilla. What is that, glad ya asked, 9 out 10 wife's have the ability to slightly pull the covers towards them and somehow use their two hands as though they had a hundred like a centipede. They somehow can use their two hands, meanwhile not move their body and yet roll themselves in a blanket. It's like watching the old Mamacita at your your favorite Mexican restaurant roll your breakfast burrito.

Caterpillars the world over are jealous of their cocoon. So the survey shows only 9 out of 10 wives do that, we are still waiting on number 10's response to the survey, but seems it will be a little, she seems to rolled herself to tight and can't get out to answer the survey.

Right. So the guy has a blanket on his side, on the floor or on a shelf by the bed or something, that he can grab in the middle of the night.

And if she tries to take that one, he can go nuclear and claim them all.

Notice I didn't say GET them all. He can claim them all.

Well when ya first start out married. You are like two match sticks in a matchbox just plenty cover and space. However, after years of her cooking you find that now, the problem is like trying to stick, two sticks of dynamite in a matchbox.

The survey shows 9 out of 10 wife's have a inner tortilla. What is that, glad ya asked, 9 out 10 wife's have the ability to slightly pull the covers towards them and somehow use their two hands as though they had a hundred like a centipede. They somehow can use their two hands, meanwhile not move their body and yet roll themselves in a blanket. It's like watching the old Mamacita at your your favorite Mexican restaurant roll your breakfast burrito.

Caterpillars the world over are jealous of their cocoon. So the survey shows only 9 out of 10 wives do that, we are still waiting on number 10's response to the survey, but seems it will be a little, she seems to rolled herself to tight and can't get out to answer the survey.

Male logic reigns supreme while we are single. Women somehow have the ability once ya marry them, to see that you may wanna drop some of that male logic as baggage. Cause when the wife says you never and you answer well no, never means not once and for a fact just two weeks ago I............... You get cut off at that point cause she is now fully vested in the convo and she has no intention of losing.

She is a mental ninja and nowhere ever in our male growing up where we ever trained how to battle a mental ninja. So as she starts to slice and dice. You begin to say, what you will repeat for many years to come, oh I should have just kept that to myself and said nothing.

So I understand the logic but have been married so I have been domesticated......LOL I use two blankets and very well could be a convo, what are you doing, do you no longer find me acceptable you don't want to feel my body on yours? Oh heck no cause then, I am like, how did I get into this convo, I did not say anything. So no, male logic serves us great as single men not so much as married men....LOL

Well when ya first start out married. You are like two match sticks in a matchbox just plenty cover and space. However, after years of her cooking you find that now, the problem is like trying to stick, two sticks of dynamite in a matchbox.

The survey shows 9 out of 10 wife's have a inner tortilla. What is that, glad ya asked, 9 out 10 wife's have the ability to slightly pull the covers towards them and somehow use their two hands as though they had a hundred like a centipede. They somehow can use their two hands, meanwhile not move their body and yet roll themselves in a blanket. It's like watching the old Mamacita at your your favorite Mexican restaurant roll your breakfast burrito.

Caterpillars the world over are jealous of their cocoon. So the survey shows only 9 out of 10 wives do that, we are still waiting on number 10's response to the survey, but seems it will be a little, she seems to rolled herself to tight and can't get out to answer the survey.