Let the pun wars begin
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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.
He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book;
the other was typing away on a typeriter.
The lion quickly pounces on the man reading and devoured him,
leaving the other man typing away.
Even the king of the jungle knows readers digest and writers cramp.
He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book;
the other was typing away on a typeriter.
The lion quickly pounces on the man reading and devoured him,
leaving the other man typing away.
Even the king of the jungle knows readers digest and writers cramp.
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Juan Vega, the world famous clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health.
From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side.
The otter even learned to dig for clams.
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door, " Sure, she said, it will cost $500."
The man exclaimed," That much?"
The wife replied, "But you're getting my husband and his otter, they bring up more clams
than anyone else around."
The man protested, "I just want Juan and will hire him for $350"
"Sorry", Juan's wife said, "You can't have Juan without the otter."
From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side.
The otter even learned to dig for clams.
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door, " Sure, she said, it will cost $500."
The man exclaimed," That much?"
The wife replied, "But you're getting my husband and his otter, they bring up more clams
than anyone else around."
The man protested, "I just want Juan and will hire him for $350"
"Sorry", Juan's wife said, "You can't have Juan without the otter."
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