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Yep, and the same goes for Skittles...they have a gray bag now in honor of Gay pride....
https://www.out.com/pride/2021/5/06...company will donate,when it comes to rainbows.
https://www.out.com/pride/2021/5/06...company will donate,when it comes to rainbows.
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I often wonder what the deal is. Why are so many CEOS so eager to please this miniscule portion of the population? Are they just trying to make the selection of who gets to go to the big bunker before WWIII?
Sometimes I get the feeling that if a minority group of mouse eaters rose up and started yelling, "Hey yeah, we eat mice and we're sick and tired of being discriminated for it!!" you'd see CEOs one by one bending to the mouse eating portion of the population (all 5 of them). Coke would issue a directive to it's employees that the next one that kills a mouse without preserving it's body for the mouse eaters (ME) is FIRED, and specially marked cans contain a surprise morsel!
KFC would undergo rigid inspections to ensure that no mouse is accidentally cooked and served to customers.
Cat pictures would be viewed as 'mousist' and is prohibited from display on advertisements and rear window decals on 1975 Ford trucks. Disney ads would only show Mickey on a kebab.
Subway would publicize a new "Mousemite" sandwich featuring cheese and peppercorns.
Porn channels would feature mice and their reproductive habits, with eager ME watching in glee.
All kinds of products would be renamed and repackaged. Michelob would be called Micelobe. Mice eaters would only use traps that worked to preserve the aroma and succulence of the dinner entre. Smithfield hams would switch to mice, depicting mice hams in delectable pictures designed to water the mouth of every ME in the nation, processing 2000 hams to a package.
Mice eaters would only use traps that worked to preserve the aroma and succulence of the dinner entre.
Yeah, it's crazy out there.
Sometimes I get the feeling that if a minority group of mouse eaters rose up and started yelling, "Hey yeah, we eat mice and we're sick and tired of being discriminated for it!!" you'd see CEOs one by one bending to the mouse eating portion of the population (all 5 of them). Coke would issue a directive to it's employees that the next one that kills a mouse without preserving it's body for the mouse eaters (ME) is FIRED, and specially marked cans contain a surprise morsel!
KFC would undergo rigid inspections to ensure that no mouse is accidentally cooked and served to customers.
Cat pictures would be viewed as 'mousist' and is prohibited from display on advertisements and rear window decals on 1975 Ford trucks. Disney ads would only show Mickey on a kebab.
Subway would publicize a new "Mousemite" sandwich featuring cheese and peppercorns.
Porn channels would feature mice and their reproductive habits, with eager ME watching in glee.
All kinds of products would be renamed and repackaged. Michelob would be called Micelobe. Mice eaters would only use traps that worked to preserve the aroma and succulence of the dinner entre. Smithfield hams would switch to mice, depicting mice hams in delectable pictures designed to water the mouth of every ME in the nation, processing 2000 hams to a package.
Mice eaters would only use traps that worked to preserve the aroma and succulence of the dinner entre.
Yeah, it's crazy out there.
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I think that at the more open Society becomes, and the less restrictions you have, the more that people will pause and think. When you just pause and breathe what is natural comes through. But I think that harsh blocking of any of you simply leaves 2 Rebellion which is often linked to being cool. So all the brands jump to be cool.
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I often wonder what the deal is. Why are so many CEOS so eager to please this miniscule portion of the population? Are they just trying to make the selection of who gets to go to the big bunker before WWIII?
Sometimes I get the feeling that if a minority group of mouse eaters rose up and started yelling, "Hey yeah, we eat mice and we're sick and tired of being discriminated for it!!" you'd see CEOs one by one bending to the mouse eating portion of the population (all 5 of them). Coke would issue a directive to it's employees that the next one that kills a mouse without preserving it's body for the mouse eaters (ME) is FIRED, and specially marked cans contain a surprise morsel!
KFC would undergo rigid inspections to ensure that no mouse is accidentally cooked and served to customers.
Cat pictures would be viewed as 'mousist' and is prohibited from display on advertisements and rear window decals on 1975 Ford trucks. Disney ads would only show Mickey on a kebab.
Subway would publicize a new "Mousemite" sandwich featuring cheese and peppercorns.
Porn channels would feature mice and their reproductive habits, with eager ME watching in glee.
All kinds of products would be renamed and repackaged. Michelob would be called Micelobe. Mice eaters would only use traps that worked to preserve the aroma and succulence of the dinner entre. Smithfield hams would switch to mice, depicting mice hams in delectable pictures designed to water the mouth of every ME in the nation, processing 2000 hams to a package.
Mice eaters would only use traps that worked to preserve the aroma and succulence of the dinner entre.
Yeah, it's crazy out there.
Sometimes I get the feeling that if a minority group of mouse eaters rose up and started yelling, "Hey yeah, we eat mice and we're sick and tired of being discriminated for it!!" you'd see CEOs one by one bending to the mouse eating portion of the population (all 5 of them). Coke would issue a directive to it's employees that the next one that kills a mouse without preserving it's body for the mouse eaters (ME) is FIRED, and specially marked cans contain a surprise morsel!
KFC would undergo rigid inspections to ensure that no mouse is accidentally cooked and served to customers.
Cat pictures would be viewed as 'mousist' and is prohibited from display on advertisements and rear window decals on 1975 Ford trucks. Disney ads would only show Mickey on a kebab.
Subway would publicize a new "Mousemite" sandwich featuring cheese and peppercorns.
Porn channels would feature mice and their reproductive habits, with eager ME watching in glee.
All kinds of products would be renamed and repackaged. Michelob would be called Micelobe. Mice eaters would only use traps that worked to preserve the aroma and succulence of the dinner entre. Smithfield hams would switch to mice, depicting mice hams in delectable pictures designed to water the mouth of every ME in the nation, processing 2000 hams to a package.
Mice eaters would only use traps that worked to preserve the aroma and succulence of the dinner entre.
Yeah, it's crazy out there.
+7 points.
3 points for ingenuity
2 points for being thorough
2 points for Mickey on a kebab
7 points total
You're right though. Dilbert commented on it just last week.
https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-05-18
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Why does it happen? Simple. Because the government and big business believe that the gaystapo are always right and never wrong. Probably not, more to do with money and he who shouts the loudest gets the prize.
I can just imagine it now. A press release from his royal lowness, the high priest of same sex perversion saying that fruit loops refuse to produce packaging that honours the vast contribution that same sex sexers have made to society, and the CEO pacing the floor wondering what he can do to stop people from not buying his product because he didn't bow and scrap before his royal lowness and meet his demands.
I can just imagine it now. A press release from his royal lowness, the high priest of same sex perversion saying that fruit loops refuse to produce packaging that honours the vast contribution that same sex sexers have made to society, and the CEO pacing the floor wondering what he can do to stop people from not buying his product because he didn't bow and scrap before his royal lowness and meet his demands.
With the immune system of the people all shot to ---------, whole grain cereal is a very important topic. The wheat berry is torn apart, we only get the part that won't feed us. Corn has it's essence taken out, it is called taking the germ out. No one cooks a whole grain to feed us as God designed grains to do, so we wear masks over our faces and worry about our immune system, because we wrecked it.