~Chuckle for the Day~

Milwaukee's new baseball park name after Chicago Cubs' Alec Mills pitched a no-hitter against the Milwaukee Brewers.

What insect is always complaining?
A grumble bee

I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn ...and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness. When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again,
Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time

I'm proud of you!

Thanks, but I copied that. Would have loved to have seen it though.

Fellow 1: "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and he was right about that too."
Fellow 2: "Wow, that's Incredible. How did he know all of that?"
Fellow 1: "A judge told him."

This guy just walked into the coffeeshop I'm at:


"Gun Safety Rule #1: Carry One."

Qualifies as "chuckle of the day", dun' it?

Glad you enjoyed GG!

I am not part of the problem. I am a Democrat."
-- Vice President Al Gore

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
-- Vice President Al Gore

A woman and her grandson were sitting in the pew in front of me in church.
During the service the minister moved to the lectern to read the biblical text. As he opened the large Bible, a small boy's voice rang out.
“Granny!” he exclaimed. “He isn't going to read the whole thing, is he?”

My hero.

Yeah, they repeated that same McDonald's tale on the Bobby Bones show. If it really happened that's priceless.

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I was thinking about this the other day while in McD's drive thru.......
the way they have the lanes now, 2 merging into 1 and it was my turn, the young girl from the next lane was pitching a fit when I pulled up (I was already turned and far enough into the lane merge BEFORE she finished her order, that actually if she DID try to go before me it would've caused an accident)
Anyway, for whatever reason she was pitching a fit, making faces and all.
My mind went back to this story and YES I seriously considered doing it.......
BUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT since my kids were with me I had to consider if I REALLY wanted then to learn that lesson......
especially since they would've questioned if it was a wise way to use the money (a lesson we've really been working hard to instill in them, and they even catch me once in a while and ask "is that a wise choice to spend your money on mom?)
Would've been fun though

"Time wounds all heels"

Depilatory!
Just sayin.