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Fauci : You can do whatever you want ! However, I've had Hydroxychloroquine in secret. Haha!
can you guys post something funny please?
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Fauci : You can do whatever you want ! However, I've had Hydroxychloroquine in secret. Haha!
Try to make stress as a joke, you could make a joke out of your concerns. Shes talking about it again, here we go again, etc. Just say your feelings in a jokey way, that way she wont be too offended and you will release some of that stress.
Why did 3 police officers cross the road?
Because the Chicken finally got hit crossing the road.
Why did 2 deer cross the road?
To make the joke twice as funny.
Why did 3 sheriffs cross the road?
Because we ran out of chicken jokes...
Hope this helped
I haves chocolate but not 6 million dollars. How about just some chocolate?
Ah, a relationship that works.Just Listen!
This is so precious. Watch how the hen checks to make sure she knows the boy before she lets him hug her. While the rooster walks around and watches her getting the hug. Real intelligence there. So cute.
Forbidden love. Pffft!Pffft!
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WOW........Just Listen!
both funny and serious
some good, deep lessons could be taught from this........
True! I came across this clip during a virtual divorce support group... Which also included John Grey (author of "Men are from Mars Women are from Venus") where humor is used as an effective way to help people to see other perspectives...WOW........
both funny and serious
some good, deep lessons could be taught from this........
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A Doctor puts a sign in front of his Clinic
The sign reads, If I can cure you you get 20$ if I can't you get 100$
The lawyer decides that it is his time to shine,so goes to the doctor, "Doctor I can't taste anything anymore,please cure me!"
The doctor says to his nurse to get him some medicine from drawer 33.
The lawyer takes a swig gasps and spit it out. The lawyer says "This is gasoline!"
There you go. "20$ please".
The lawyer pays and leaves,frustrated.
He goes back the next day determined,to succeed. "Doctor I cant remember anything please cure me!"
The doctor tells the nurse to get him some medicine from the drawer 33
The lawyer exclaims,no way! That is the same crap you gave me last time!"
Memory fixed. 20$ please."
The lawyer stomps away, displeased.
The next day he comes up with a foolfproof strategy. "Doctor I am blind,cure me please!"
I am sorry I won't be able to cure that here's your 100$ he says handing the lawyer a 5$ bill."
"Wait a second this is 5$, not 100$!"
"BLINDNESS CURED 20$ PLEASE."
The sign reads, If I can cure you you get 20$ if I can't you get 100$
The lawyer decides that it is his time to shine,so goes to the doctor, "Doctor I can't taste anything anymore,please cure me!"
The doctor says to his nurse to get him some medicine from drawer 33.
The lawyer takes a swig gasps and spit it out. The lawyer says "This is gasoline!"
There you go. "20$ please".
The lawyer pays and leaves,frustrated.
He goes back the next day determined,to succeed. "Doctor I cant remember anything please cure me!"
The doctor tells the nurse to get him some medicine from the drawer 33
The lawyer exclaims,no way! That is the same crap you gave me last time!"
Memory fixed. 20$ please."
The lawyer stomps away, displeased.
The next day he comes up with a foolfproof strategy. "Doctor I am blind,cure me please!"
I am sorry I won't be able to cure that here's your 100$ he says handing the lawyer a 5$ bill."
"Wait a second this is 5$, not 100$!"
"BLINDNESS CURED 20$ PLEASE."
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Godsgirl83
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Not too long ago, a bus driver and a pastor died and went to heaven. The angel who kept watch over the doors to heaven saw the two new arrivals, went and fetched the keys to heaven and let the bus driver in but the pastor was asked to take the other road as that is where he was supposed to go. The pastor knew what was happening and said to the angel," Let me in, for I preached to many in God's name. And why do you let that bus driver in and not me??" To which the angel replied,"while you were preaching, everybody were sleeping. But, while he was driving, everyone were praying".