Things NOT to say on your first date....

"Wow! That purse is nice and big...good. I'll let you know when the waitress is not looking, we can shove some of the glass wear in there! We can split the loot later Themla."

(For those that did not catch it, Thelma as in Thelma and Louise 😄)

30 years isnt much difference in age. Im really 30 years younger than you think I am.

Please dont ask me about events of 30 years ago. I have wiped them from my brain.

I’m glad we are having a date since I absolutely hate raisins!

I really dont know what to wear for our date, can we go shopping for some clothes first?

When are we getting married?

Just FYI my mom is sitting at the bar snooping at us. She doesn't approve of me dating any woman she doesn't deem beautiful.

Things NOT to say on your first date....

If you are sitting there naked asking that question, it could get really awkward...

Sooo...you were actually born male, right ?

I dunno... some guys I know would consider it an invitation. >.>

I don't trust those guys with anything, for the record.

I am a big fan of obese women like the ones in the paintings from the Victorian era. You look fat, but not fat enough. Sorry.

(My comment was with regard to the POV of the w-o-m-a-n.)

I have a knife collection.

Our date is on facebook live streaming right now. Smile!

Ok, i actually laughed out loud at this one!
The sad thing is...I'm sure this has alresdy happened to more then one person in todays crazy film everything sociaty🙄!
Thanks for the laugh!

Can you cook? My mom told me to avoid women who can't cook.

I LOL too.

Can I see all your financial statements?

What medications are you taking?

Are you under a doctor's care for any medical conditions?

Your obviously looking to get married one day and marriages have a 50% divorce rate, how are you planning on over coming these odds?

Are you o.k. for paying for your own meals, entertainment expenses, and beverages today?

Would you say, your parents were good role models when you were growing up?

What's your Body Mass Index number?

Why have all your past relationships have failed?

Is man the head of the household, or is woman the head of the household?



*I really feel sorry for anyone who in the future who tries to go out on a date with me. Please pray that kinda never has another date again, it's for the best of humanity.

Do you use deodorant or anti-perspirant?

"You know, when ever we get married, I'm ready to move into your home....seriously, everthing i own is right there in my car. Convenient right?"

I'm not racist but....