Things NOT to say on your first date....

[AndyMaleh]

What color are your eyes? Is your hair color natural? Sorry, but I only date blondes with blue eyes. Dirty blonde, brownish blonde, green or grey eyes are in too. Anything else is out! So tell me now, are you wearing any lenses?

 

[Lanolin]

lets talk about politics.

 

[AndyMaleh]

What’s your BMI?

 

[GaryA]

What’s your BMI?

You may want to get past several dates before asking that question.

 

[AndyMaleh]

You may want to get past several dates before asking that question.

You realize this is just a game right?

“Are you technically petite or a midget?“

 

[GaryA]

You realize this is just a game right?

“Are you technically petite or a midget?“

Yes, I know it is a game. I like your "example" question post and was just adding my two cents for the sake of humor. It was generally directed at everyone and not just you.

Sorry for the confusion.

I was just attempting to "extend" the humor "to the next level"...

 

[BlessedByGod]

"Ok. Before I order, your payin right?"

 

[Lanolin]

I must warn you I'm bulimic.

 

[AndyMaleh]

Hey, I brought my dog Huffy with me. I hope you're not afraid of dogs or allergic to them.

 

[Lanolin]

I have seven children that need a dad, they are waiting in the car, so lets get this over with quickly.

 

[feijoa]

Please complete this Myers-Briggs personality type test.

 

[Lynx]

Please complete this Myers-Briggs personality type test.

Ugh, yeah.

Although... Although... Although... It COULD be even worse.
"Please complete this quiz I found in my Cosmo magazine to see if we're compatible."

 

[Dino246]

Ugh, yeah.

Although... Although... Although... It COULD be even worse.
"Please complete this quiz I found in my Cosmo magazine to see if we're compatible."

Especially if the guy is presenting the quiz!

 

[tourist]

*Brings cauliflower on date*

Honest mistake, guy brought the wrong kind of flowers. Later, after a veggie dinner they talked about broccoli.

 

[tourist]

Sorry, I'm not hungry I thought it was just a coffee date.

Good thing that she had a container of coffeemate.

 

[AndyMaleh]

I actually like fat women. You look fat. Perfect!

 

[Lynx]

Here is Tim Hawkins, with "Things you don't say to your wife." Most of them could kill a date too.

 

[AndyMaleh]

What Christian denomination do you belong to?

 

[MendedSoul]

Sheesh, I thought you’d look a little younger

 

[GaryA]

What Christian denomination do you belong to?

Nothing wrong with asking this kind of question on a first date. Perhaps not the first question out of your mouth...