Things NOT to say on your first date....

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1christian1

1christian1

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ArtsieSteph said:
In all seriousness though I think if you say the words “You remind me so much of my ex ________” your date may actually die in their chair. At least their heart will.
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Still interested man:

One question. Is he still alive?"
 
Mel85

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“Are you paying?”
“Excuse me, I need to drop the kids off, be back in a sec”
“Were you on CSI??”
“Sometimes I see dead people”
“Pull my finger”.
 
1christian1

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Mel85 said:
“Are you paying?”
“Excuse me, I need to drop the kids off, be back in a sec”
“Were you on CSI??”
“Sometimes I see dead people”
“Pull my finger”.
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You can truly be offensive when you want huh? Lol...
 
Lanolin

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what you can see? I thought this was a blind date. Thats why I bought this dog food...for your guide dog.
 
ArtsieSteph

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What is your opinion on the socio/economic desparities between Klingons and the Federation?

If they get it then you get a good discussion, if not you pretty much can write them off then and there.
 
Lanolin

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So...isnt Star Wars the greatest movie franchise ever in the entire history of the known universe? Please say you agree cos next date we are watching all nine back to back.
 
mailmandan

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I was hoping for younger and cuter, but beggars can't be choosers.
 
Lanolin

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point out someone else's baby and say I wish I had one...(SIGH)
 
ArtsieSteph

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“God told me you’re my future wife/husband.” Yes God can indeed reveal that. No it’s not a good idea to reveal that off because it makes you sound like you’re gonna abduct them.
 
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Can't eat there. It's within a thousand feet of the middle school...
 
1christian1

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Why? You think that would be something appropriate to say on a date? Lol. ( Sorry. That was an inside joke between she and I )
 
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