In a Zombie Apocalypse, Who Would You Want Fighting on YOUR Team?

This tells me that Didy and LilMermaid actually have the most important roles of all.

Without food sustain and nourish our bodies, we cannot function our roles properly.

No pressure @Didymous and @LittleMermaid 🥴😁

Didymous, you ready?

This tells me that Didy and LilMermaid actually have the most important roles of all.

Without FOOD sustain and nourish our bodies, we cannot function our roles properly.

No pressure @Didymous and @LittleMermaid 🥴😁

In the spirit of this series of DIY Match Making threads and the Zar's most recent guidance...
Note: These assignment are mostly arbitrary, I tried to include everyone who agreed or quasi agreed to this idea (sorry if I missed someone). As we get closer to detailed planning for cc singles zombie match-making scenario - we'll be able to align folks future roles and responsibilities with your associated myers-briggs personality tests - as your current jobs/hobbies may or may not align with several of our future job functions...

Christian Chat Zombie Crew (CCZC) Roles & Responsibilities:

Zombie Community Coordinator Zar: @seoulsearch

Hunter-Killer Patrol Team (tasked to kill zombies): @Susanna and @JustEli

Zombie Herder Team (tasked to out-smart zombies – know their critical attraction trigger as a means to lure, herd and corral zombies – for follow-on future offensive strategies): @MegMarch and @Desdichado

Hunter/Gatherer Team (tasked to procure sustenance): @Blain and @love_comes_softly

Scavenger Team (tasked to procure materials/supplies/medicines): @Lanolin and @christian74

Security Patrol Squad (tasked to conduct recon & security patrols outside encampments and Logistic zones): @HeraldtheNews and @Mel85

Mobile Security Team (tasked to provide security for all teams out and about): @zeroturbulence and @cinder

Perimeter Security: @Lynx and @TamLynn

Listening Post/Observation Post (tasked to maintain forward eyes/ears and communications): @Kojikun and @ArtsieSteph; @Mii; @mlssufan01

Supply Chain Team: @Didymous and @LittleMermaid

Fortress/Entrepreneur Development Team: @G00WZ and @TabinRivCA

Covert Match-Maker Master Mind Team: @Heart_Melody and @BrotherMike; @Tinkerbell725; @Deade

Singles Recruiter (role is to both aggressively recruit new CCZC singles as well as newly widowed/widower candidates): @Poinsetta and @up; @Woodsrun and @melita916

CCZC Single Swingers Project & Event Planners (tasked to make swing sets along with other recreational activities and events): @Pipp and @JustEli

Baby Mill Oversight Committee (tasked to schedule & oversee controlled fornication or artificial insemination for the good of the Human Race): pending the Zar’s approval…

Wizard of Oz Sperm Bank Donors: For Looks & Charm: @JustEli; For Brains: @Dino246; For Heart/Soul: @1christian1; For Courage: @Gregoryp

Counter Diabolical Contingency Operations Planning Team: @Solemateleft; @laughingheart; @Gregoryp; @TabinRivCA; @Subhumanoidal; @seoulsearch

My Roommate/Ranger Buddy: ?? We’re going to have to set up a College Dorm-Roommate-Like portal to help people to identify compatible roommates as we’ll need to sequester ourselves in two-person teams (Ranger-Buddy) at all times. You will be assigned a roommate/Ranger buddy based upon compatibility and preferences…

CCZC Single Apostles Team (tasked to schedule, teach and enable retention of Christian knowledge is retained and practiced information campaign to Quote Scripture & Sings gospel songs): @CharliRenee; @oyster67; @love_comes_softly; @Dino246

Deputies to Watch for People who are likely to: Escalate the situation/ Shout at everyone/ Gripe and complain/ Injure their baby toe: @OneOfHis; @danja; @Hungry; @TheArtist; @faith_in_him; @DBurrage; @Rehoboth16; @JamOn; @ Whispered

Deputies to Watch for signs for People who are candidates for Padded rooms. ID all who: Licks the window, Asleep in the corner, Removes their hair weave, Kicks the nurses, Believes they are a unicorn, Fights an imaginary demon, Just sits there mumbling, Digs their nose, Cries for mommy: @Kim82; @SherryD; @KhedetOrthos; @Fly75; @christian74; @CozHElivesIcanface2morrow; @Going_Nowhere

SCENARIO: Ronco has just invented the new Tato-Twister, a device that holds a potato and twists it when you pull the trigger, so you won't have to hold it yourself while you peel it. They want us to make the infomercial for it.

GOAL: Make the best doggone infomercial ever filmed because they're paying us good money for this!

TEAM: We'll need some showmen for this one.

- Solemateleft is going to be the coordinator for every team effort in the future. I mean just look at this!

So of course Solemateleft will be the director.

- OneofHis will be the schmoozy smooth talker who tells the audience how wonderful the new Tato-Twister is. Trust me, he's got this.

- laughingheart can hold the Tato-Twister and demonstrate it while she smiles prettily at the camera.

- seoulsearch is great for a shill planted in the audience. At the right time OneofHis will "randomly" select her to come up and try it out. She's cute when she grins so she'll need to act delighted and grin a lot when she tries the Tato-Twister.

- Subhumanoidal can be the other shill in the audience, the grumpy one who doesn't believe the Tato-Twister is all that great, but when he is "randomly" selected to try it out he is won over and loves it. (It will be easier than you think to act like you suddenly see the light and think a product is great. Just think of the money.)

- OnceFallen can do the voice-over telling people what number to call to order this fantastic new product, how much it costs, how to get a second Tato-Twister for free (just pay additional shipping and handling) and what payment options are accepted.

SCENARIO: Ronco has just invented the new Tato-Twister, a device that holds a potato and twists it when you pull the trigger, so you won't have to hold it yourself while you peel it. They want us to make the infomercial for it.

GOAL: Make the best doggone infomercial ever filmed because they're paying us good money for this!

TEAM: We'll need some showmen for this one.

- Solemateleft is going to be the coordinator for every team effort in the future. I mean just look at this!

So of course Solemateleft will be the director.

- OneofHis will be the schmoozy smooth talker who tells the audience how wonderful the new Tato-Twister is. Trust me, he's got this.

- laughingheart can hold the Tato-Twister and demonstrate it while she smiles prettily at the camera.

- seoulsearch is great for a shill planted in the audience. At the right time OneofHis will "randomly" select her to come up and try it out. She's cute when she grins so she'll need to act delighted and grin a lot when she tries the Tato-Twister.

- Subhumanoidal can be the other shill in the audience, the grumpy one who doesn't believe the Tato-Twister is all that great, but when he is "randomly" selected to try it out he is won over and loves it. (It will be easier than you think to act like you suddenly see the light and think a product is great. Just think of the money.)

- OnceFallen can do the voice-over telling people what number to call to order this fantastic new product, how much it costs, how to get a second Tato-Twister for free (just pay additional shipping and handling) and what payment options are accepted.

OH NO!!! Newsflash: Scientists have discovered that the recently released 'Tato-twister' was infected with a Chinese virus that causes the users to turn into zombies!!!

This tells me that Didy and LilMermaid actually have the most important roles of all.

Without food sustain and nourish our bodies, we cannot function our roles properly.

No pressure @Didymous and @LittleMermaid 🥴😁

I eat my potatoes the old-fashioned way... skin and all..

As an unbiased person with no hidden agendas, that is fake news sponsored by the "Tater turner"....

Those guys have such an awful product they need to try to discredit the Tato twister in order to have any sort of place in the market.

I never understood people peeling vegetables, a large percentage of the nutrients are in the peel.

Are you caling me a liar, sir? If so, unholster your smoke wagon!!!

Let's save our energy for fightin zombies and eatin delicious twisted potatos.

For less than 20$ (a month.....before tax) you can enjoy perfectly tornado'd potatos for the rest of your life.

Sorry, I was somehow tranmogrified into the west for a minute.

I almost replied by sayin "darn tootin'" and turned the tato twister on ya.... but I didn't feel lucky...

Good thing-I just noticed my .45 wasn't loaded!