In a Zombie Apocalypse, Who Would You Want Fighting on YOUR Team?

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Solemateleft

Solemateleft

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Mel85 said:
Security Patrol Squad..... reminded me of this šŸ¤£

I noticed one area youā€™ve missed out. One crucial area.










Who feedinā€™ us??!! šŸ„“šŸ„“šŸ¤£
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Lol, @Didymous and @LittleMermaid are In charge of the supply chain logistics for scheduling and delivering beans, bullets and bandaides...
But your right, you got me, remember in my DIY singles profile how I mentioned that food was over rated... Lol, this is a good example for when we are in survival mode that we will be living off of military rations and meals ready to eat MREs. That is unless the hunter gatherer team is able to procure some better tasting sustenance/food lol :)
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Guys, we're stuck on the zombies here...

Come up with ANY scenario. The sky is the limit here.
 
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JustEli

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Solemateleft said:
In the spirit of this series of DIY Match Making threads and the Zar's most recent guidance...
Note: These assignment are mostly arbitrary, I tried to include everyone who agreed or quasi agreed to this idea (sorry if I missed someone). As we get closer to detailed planning for cc singles zombie match-making scenario - we'll be able to align folks future roles and responsibilities with your associated myers-briggs personality tests - as your current jobs/hobbies may or may not align with several of our future job functions...

Christian Chat Zombie Crew (CCZC) Roles & Responsibilities:

Zombie Community Coordinator Zar: @seoulsearch

Hunter-Killer Patrol Team (tasked to kill zombies): @Susanna and @JustEli

Zombie Herder Team (tasked to out-smart zombies ā€“ know their critical attraction trigger as a means to lure, herd and corral zombies ā€“ for follow-on future offensive strategies): @MegMarch and @Desdichado

Hunter/Gatherer Team (tasked to procure sustenance): @Blain and @love_comes_softly

Scavenger Team (tasked to procure materials/supplies/medicines): @Lanolin and @christian74

Security Patrol Squad (tasked to conduct recon & security patrols outside encampments and Logistic zones): @HeraldtheNews and @Mel85

Mobile Security Team (tasked to provide security for all teams out and about): @zeroturbulence and @cinder

Perimeter Security: @Lynx and @TamLynn

Listening Post/Observation Post (tasked to maintain forward eyes/ears and communications): @Kojikun and @ArtsieSteph; @Mii; @mlssufan01

Supply Chain Team: @Didymous and @LittleMermaid

Fortress/Entrepreneur Development Team: @G00WZ and @TabinRivCA

Covert Match-Maker Master Mind Team: @Heart_Melody and @BrotherMike; @Tinkerbell725; @Deade

Singles Recruiter (role is to both aggressively recruit new CCZC singles as well as newly widowed/widower candidates): @Poinsetta and @up; @Woodsrun and @melita916

CCZC Single Swingers Project & Event Planners (tasked to make swing sets along with other recreational activities and events): @Pipp and @JustEli

Baby Mill Oversight Committee (tasked to schedule & oversee controlled fornication or artificial insemination for the good of the Human Race): pending the Zarā€™s approvalā€¦

Wizard of Oz Sperm Bank Donors: For Looks & Charm: @JustEli; For Brains: @Dino246; For Heart/Soul: @1christian1; For Courage: @Gregoryp

Counter Diabolical Contingency Operations Planning Team: @Solemateleft; @laughingheart; @Gregoryp; @TabinRivCA; @Subhumanoidal; @seoulsearch

My Roommate/Ranger Buddy: ?? Weā€™re going to have to set up a College Dorm-Roommate-Like portal to help people to identify compatible roommates as weā€™ll need to sequester ourselves in two-person teams (Ranger-Buddy) at all times. You will be assigned a roommate/Ranger buddy based upon compatibility and preferencesā€¦

CCZC Single Apostles Team (tasked to schedule, teach and enable retention of Christian knowledge is retained and practiced information campaign to Quote Scripture & Sings gospel songs): @CharliRenee; @oyster67; @love_comes_softly; @Dino246

Deputies to Watch for People who are likely to: Escalate the situation/ Shout at everyone/ Gripe and complain/ Injure their baby toe: @OneOfHis; @danja; @Hungry; @TheArtist; @faith_in_him; @DBurrage; @Rehoboth16; @JamOn; @ Whispered

Deputies to Watch for signs for People who are candidates for Padded rooms. ID all who: Licks the window, Asleep in the corner, Removes their hair weave, Kicks the nurses, Believes they are a unicorn, Fights an imaginary demon, Just sits there mumbling, Digs their nose, Cries for mommy: @Kim82; @SherryD; @KhedetOrthos; @Fly75; @christian74; @CozHElivesIcanface2morrow; @Going_Nowhere
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I get to blow zombies away on a daily basis, and my lead is super Hot? Heck yeah!!!!!
SIR YES SIR !!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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JustEli

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@Solemateleftd I, uh, ........................... I am speechless ........................... da#b fine work sir.
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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JustEli said:
@Susanna can help me with door kickin and french.


un... deux..... trois!!!!!!
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Shoot, forget a Zombie Apocalypse.

Now I was just want to sit back and watch @Susanna and @JustEli kick down doors while screaming at people in French...

Somehow, I don't think I'd get tired of watching that. :ROFL:
 
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JustEli

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seoulsearch said:
Shoot, forget a Zombie Apocalypse.

Now I was just want to sit back and watch @Susanna and @JustEli kick down doors while screaming at people in French...

Somehow, I don't think I'd get tired of watching that. :ROFL:
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Susanna

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JustEli said:
@Susanna can help me with door kickin and french.


un... deux..... trois!!!!!!
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I think Iā€™m a little bit too old now for that door kicking thing. Probably gonna break one of the old bones in my body if I try.

Iā€™ll just sit back and help you with the FrenchšŸ˜.
 
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Susanna

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seoulsearch said:
Shoot, forget a Zombie Apocalypse.

Now I was just want to sit back and watch @Susanna and @JustEli kick down doors while screaming at people in French...

Somehow, I don't think I'd get tired of watching that. :ROFL:
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Lol, obviously I should have been 20 years younger to be a part of this task forcešŸ˜‚.
 
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Susanna

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JustEli said:
I get to blow zombies away on a daily basis, and my lead is super Hot? Heck yeah!!!!!
SIR YES SIR !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You might should know that a Bitmoji works wonders on an old ladyā€™s facešŸ‘µšŸ¼.
 
Mel85

Mel85

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I love witnessing such a beautiful romance bloom before our eyes šŸ˜Š

@JustEli and @Susanna



Ps Susanna, donā€™t fight it gurl, let it flow šŸ˜
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Mel85 said:
I love witnessing such a beautiful romance bloom before our eyes šŸ˜Š

@JustEli and @Susanna



Ps Susanna, donā€™t fight it gurl, let it flow šŸ˜
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I'm imagining lots of romantic dates with the two of them competing to see how fast they can load and unload weapons, all while yelling lovey-dovey things to each other in French (though I imagine ANYTHING, even, "Ha ha ha, try to keep up, you rookie!" sounds romantic in French.) :cool:
 
Mel85

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Solemateleft said:
Lol, @Didymous and @LittleMermaid are In charge of the supply chain logistics for scheduling and delivering beans, bullets and bandaides...
But your right, you got me, remember in my DIY singles profile how I mentioned that food was over rated... Lol, this is a good example for when we are in survival mode that we will be living off of military rations and meals ready to eat MREs. That is unless the hunter gatherer team is able to procure some better tasting sustenance/food lol :)
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This tells me that Didy and LilMermaid actually have the most important roles of all.

Without food sustain and nourish our bodies, we cannot function our roles properly.

No pressure @Didymous and @LittleMermaid šŸ„“šŸ˜
 
Didymous

Didymous

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Mel85 said:
This tells me that Didy and LilMermaid actually have the most important roles of all.

Without food sustain and nourish our bodies, we cannot function our roles properly.

No pressure @Didymous and @LittleMermaid šŸ„“šŸ˜
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Solemateleft said:
nd meals ready to eat MREs.
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I love MREs! I remember eating old C rations in the 70s, when the government gave them out to firefighters. :cool:
 
Didymous

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Since i'm a lot more like Daryl than Eugene, i'd probably be more useful as a hunter scavenger. :cool:
 
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JustEli

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seoulsearch said:
I'm imagining lots of romantic dates with the two of them competing to see how fast they can load and unload weapons, all while yelling lovey-dovey things to each other in French (though I imagine ANYTHING, even, "Ha ha ha, try to keep up, you rookie!" sounds romantic in French.) :cool:
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and I am the rookie........................ hahhahhaha
 
Solemateleft

Solemateleft

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Didymous said:
Since i'm a lot more like Daryl than Eugene, i'd probably be more useful as a hunter scavenger. :cool:
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LOL, ya - I anticipate a lot of duties shifting up after the first go round of casualties... and volunteers desiring a change of duties and/or partners... haha..
 
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