Things NOT to say on your first date....

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Rockin4Jesus

Rockin4Jesus

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True story that happened to me-
The guy: Do you wear ballet flats?
Me: uh no ( thinking to my self this guy knows a lot about women's shoes)
The guy: Do you wear high heels?
Me: not really, once in awhile
The guy: You're lame ( he truly said that(
Me: if you love high heels so much you wear them!
.....date over hahaha
 
Pipp

Pipp

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#105
So.... whats your social security number?And how do you spell your last name again...?
 
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morefaithrequired

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#106
Whispered said:
"Baby, don't believe the rumors out there about me. It's not contagious anymore."
Click to expand...
I have some good news to share with you. Ive been cleared by doctors of any Hepatitis strains.
 
Mel85

Mel85

Daughter of the True King
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Mar 28, 2018
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#107
Oh, it’s just a cold-sore. It’ll go away.
 
Mel85

Mel85

Daughter of the True King
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#108
What’s your wifi password?
 
Mel85

Mel85

Daughter of the True King
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Mar 28, 2018
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#109
You know, you remind me of my brother.
 
Mel85

Mel85

Daughter of the True King
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#110
*coughs on you*...


uhmmm.... errr.....
 
Lanolin

Lanolin

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Dec 15, 2018
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#111
this is not a real date. Its just hanging out and doesnt count.
 
Isny

Isny

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Jan 15, 2017
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#113
I'm leaving!

Why are you leaving?

Because you don't have money!
 
Lanolin

Lanolin

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#114
Can I borrow your toothpick? I'll give it back.
 
Didymous

Didymous

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Feb 22, 2018
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#115
Do you like this restaurant? All my other girlfriends love it here! :cool:
 
Didymous

Didymous

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Feb 22, 2018
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#117
You don't have anything against mental illnesses, do you? I only have one or two. :cool:
 
Didymous

Didymous

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Feb 22, 2018
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#118
When I told my kinfolk in the country about you, they were practically drooling with anticipation. We talked it over, and we'd love to have you for dinner! :cool:
 
Didymous

Didymous

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So, you're a Christian? How would you feel about being my newest Old Testament wife? :cool:
 
Didymous

Didymous

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#120
You're into women, aren't you? I'm getting a sex change next week. I figured we could get married the week after. :cool:
 
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