Word Association

icicle (Yes. Even the evil Whangdoodles speak highly of your pies! )

spike (They are probably just terrified of us! Utilizing winter time, we could fire spikes of large sharp icicles at them.)

impale (Oh yes. The Whangdoodles are terrified of being spiked with large, sharp icicles. It causes them almost as much horror as the thought of the lassoing/defenestration combo!)

Vlad (As in Vlad the Impaler. I should change my name to Carrie the Defenestrater. With all these horrors surrounding them, the Whangdoodles might send themselves out into outer space.)

dracula (Lol. Carrie the Defenestrater - the name surely does have a scary sound to it - probably moreso than Vlad the Impaler. Our local outer-space tours ticketing agency has recently reported a significant increase in profits from fleeing Whangdoodles... Could this name-change be what finally ends the Whangdoodle scourge once and for all?)

blood (Maybe they can't survive in space and it will indeed be the end of them. Or, they might colonize a new planet. Maybe they will stay there and we won't hear from them again. In case they decide to war with us again though, we better keep our Whangdoodle defenestrating skills alive! Planetary Whangdoodle wars!)

kin (I don't know... Whangdoodles can be very hardy creatures... It would not surprise me for them to survive in space, colonise a new planet, give it some evil sounding name - New Whangdoodlia, perhaps - and return to Earth in 100 years when the guard of future generations is down! I definitely think we need to retain some Whangdoodle captives to ensure the defenestration skills of Earthlings are kept alive for the decades and centuries to come!)

folks (You are right. It wouldn't be wise of us to underestimate the Whangdoodles! There must be generations of warriors here that will take on the future Whangdoodle invasion. We certainly can't depend on the likes of society such as we have coming up now, they don't even know whether they are an animal or a person let alone what gender they are. It would be a very strange looking war!)

kith (No! The Whangdoodles must never, ever, ever be underestimated. I think this is one of their special powers - the ability to be underestimated, despite their plague-like spread and obnoxiousity! However, if the Whangdoodles did attack today, it might pay if we pulled our forces back temporarily, just to permit the Whangdoodle invading forces to devour whoever felt like he/she/it was some type of animal or the incorrect gender. That way, when our forces counterstrike, their morale wouldn't be so low as to think they were fighting for folks who were so mentally disturbed they believe themselves to be toll-bridges between Palestine and Mexico, or traffic lights to steady the spread of rocket ships doing trade with the Venusians, or other such serious psychological afflictions..)

acquaintance (I'm starting to feel inadequate. I think this is the second word today of yours that I've had to look up lol.
I think pulling back our forces is an excellent move. I was just reading an article recently about some guy who turned himself into a dog, but now he wants to turn himself into some other animal I haven't heard of Venusians spoken of in a while. I wonder if there are any Venusians walking among us. In any case, I do think it is very wise to let the Whangdoodles clean up society! They'll probably see the mess before them and give up.)

associate (Oh, don't feel inadequate. Leave that for the Whangdoodles after they have been defenestrated by Carrie the Defenestrator!

Obnoxiousity isn't a real word (I tried to look it up), so don't bother about that. I just thought there should be such a word, so I decided to invent it.

I know these days, Whangdoodles are getting really fussy about who they devour. Recently, one of them devoured the brother of that crazy guy you were talking about - who believed himself to be a goat or something - and the Whangdoodle contracted AIDS. He died quite terribly - actually so terribly, he was actually repeating the name of Carrie the Defenestrator 3 times in front of a mirror in order that he might die a more merciful death. Although in the end, his Whangdoodle tribe weren't sure if his suffering was truly due to the AIDS he contracted from devouring the wannabe-goat boy, or from a vaccine sold to save him from such a terrible death by a faux doctor - one certain Mister Fauxi a.k.a. Faux Dr Fauxi...)

collaborator (I did cock an eyebrow when I read obnoxiousity, but at the same time it seemed smashing enough that it should be a word.
Out of curiosity, I just now did a search to see if anyone has decided to become a goat. And whaddya know? Some fool out there in the world lives/lived like a goat. One article says that "Originally, he sought a grant allowing him to become an elephant and cross the Alps." After this, he visited a shaman who told him that was idiotic and that he's better suited to be a goat.
I remember several years ago a guy messaged me on fb. He seemed fairly normal until he revealed that he wanted to be a stuff animal. Yes, we definitely need to leave this planet to the Whangdoodles lol.)

confederate (Lol. Crazy world - funny and tragic. "Professing to be wise, they became fools." I think some really would be better off left to the Whangdoodles.)

Veterans (I've been to a Sons of the Confederate Veterans meeting as a guest when I was in Georgia. Very nice fellas and aren't at all like they are portrayed by the media. I was told I could attend their meetings anytime. You'd never see me at a drag gathering or one of those weird furry gatherings or some other such weirdness, like ABDL (adult baby diaper lovers). I didn't even know what ABDL was until one time some guy told me he preferred to find a partner that will change his diaper and do other such baby things to him. Ehm...what?? )

proficient (Ewww. How creepy. I didn't know about ABDL until now, but they sound like pedos. I guess it fits with Let's Go Brandon's reputation also. Lots of sick people in the world. The Sons of the Confederate Veterans probably are the normal ones, if the media aren't giving them a hard time. I don't know any, and neither have I heard what the media says about them specifically, but usually the Lamestream media harrasses the good folk and supports the deviants and perverts).

competent (LoL, it's shocking how many kinks there are out there in the world. People tend to keep them hidden. They say that there are more ABDLs than people realize. One psychologist said it's actually one of the more common kinks. We seem to have more fetishists in the government these days. I remember when Sam Brinton [Biden official] was caught stealing luggage. The Biden Administration claimed it was just a mistake. Lies! He [or it, he's non-binary] did it again! Anyway, he/it wears lipstick and is into pup play...that's where a person pretends to be a dog or a dog handler. Yay! Such great people in the government lol).

capable (Ewww. Lol. That's disgusting. I'm glad I'm not a psychologist... Having to deal with people like that all the time! Yeah... I think sexual deviancy is scraping the bottom of the barrel... And I include sodomites in that category. When people can't figure out gender, I'm not surprised to find out all the other vices like cruelty to animals, theft, violence, even murder. I'm sure you heard about Barry Soetoro (or whatever he calls himself these days), and all his deceased gay lovers. And of course his pseudo-wife, Michael. I'm not surprised at his treason, murders, espionage and all manner of other criminality, as he was a sexual deviant. Hopefully it will hit the mainstream this year! )

innovative (Yes, I've heard about Ol' Barry and his goings-on. I think our leaders crawled up from the bottomless pit. Remember that show on the History Channel called The Bible where Satan looked just like Obama? lol )

groundbreaking (No, I didn't see that one. Lol. But it does sound funny. )

cutting-edge