The forecast today, for wherever you are: Really cold.
Huntsville, Alabama: Really cold.
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma: Really cold.
Santa Fe, New Mexico: Really cold.
New York, New York: See above.
Nashville, Tennessee: See above, but with better food.
Augusta, Maine: "No way, forget this, we're moving south as soon as the sun rises" cold.
Hell: 31 degrees fahrenheit.