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~ Retired Person's Perspective~

1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably very unhappy.
4. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.
5. I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
6. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row. hippy.gif
7. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
8. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers: If you find one, what's your plan?
9. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege
10. Old age is not as bad as I thought. It's a good feeling when you just don't give a crap anymore and you feel happy just to wake up in the morning.

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"I am grateful and blessed of the many lives of men and women that have crossed my path.
I am thankful for a tough step-father that introduced me to the Ironworkers brotherhood."...R.I.P.
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Retired Person's Perspective

1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably very unhappy.
4. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.
5. I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
6. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row.
7. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
8. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers: If you find one, what's your plan?
9. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege
10. Old age is not as bad as I thought. It's a good feeling when you just don't give a crap anymore and you feel happy just to wake up in the morning.
:) :) :)
 

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https://player.vimeo.com/video/38033654

~This is Why We Share God’s Love With Others~
"Aren’t there times in your life when God has allowed you to suffer so that you can learn how to love?
“God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in Him.”
'Praise God'
 
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'A miracle would be any beneficial event...
such as God's Spirit coming upon troubled lives."
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"Wisdom is acquired the sooner one learns to take a personal inventory of SELF...
the practice of offering advice shall always be more beneficial from personal experience
in any given subject. Always of value to offer thoughts, ideas or suggestions with intent
in the hope to help...and advice merely for a status recognition...shall be shallow of ones
SELF...that has not honestly and thoroughly completed an inventory of...SELF.....:)
I have many faults and flaws, and I have learned it is best to strive to keep myself in
check before offering any worthy advice."
'Praise God'
 

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"Never doubt the soundness embeded within the seraphin 'light' of Isaiah upon the profoundness
of declaring events of principalities...And.. All Shall Witness...now of events
never before witnessed in any age. And..are not ominous and sinister events
happening with intensified frequencies...North to South...East to West."
“I have much more to say to you, more than you can now bear. But when he, the Spirit of truth, comes, he will guide you into all the truth. He will not speak on his own; he will speak only what he hears, and he will tell you what is yet to come." **
**Spiritually Inspired.
'Praise God'
 

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"Wisdom is acquired the sooner one learns to take a personal inventory of SELF...
the practice of offering advice shall always be more beneficial from personal experience
in any given subject. Always of value to offer thoughts, ideas or suggestions with intent
in the hope to help...and advise merely for a status recognition...shall be shallow of ones
SELF...that has not honestly and thoroughly completed an inventory of...SELF.....:)
I have many faults and flaws, and I have learned it is best to strive to keep myself in
check before offering worthy advise."
Praise God'
 

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"The unseen or spiritual things are eternally true...while the physical worldly blessings that are seen
shall have no lasting value. The real measure of how we have been blessed in life shall be in spiritual
blessings received and dispensed....perhaps here an inventory of self is an answer...
Have we walked in the 'light' of all spiritual blessings Christ procured for us?
Have we lived according to the power of Christ's life in us?
Has Christ been able to use us to minister His life to others?
Have we learned to overcome the trials of the 'adversary' by standing on the word of our testimony?
And the likes of these things shall shape our testimony before the judgement of God.
And, let us be mindful of our human nature or our spiritual nature...the one we feed the most,
shall have their own consequences or rewards...let us choose wisely."
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"For those who live according to the flesh set their minds on the things of the flesh, but those who live
according to the spirit set their minds on the things of the spirit. To set the mind on the flesh is death, but
to set the mind on the spirit is life and peace."
~Scripture Inspired~
'Praise God'
 

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When I was young I thought my parents were kind of stupid but as I matured I realized they had the kind of education not found in books. Now that I'm retired I realize I'm not 1/2 as smart as I thought I was 50 years ago.
 
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"Let us be reminded....characteristics of human nature shall display ones worldly
attributes of ego....and characteristics of human spirituality shall display ones
attributes of the Holy Spirit."
'Praise God'
 

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"Trust in the Lord with all your heart,
and do not lean on your own understanding.
In all your ways acknowledge him,
and he will make straight your paths."
~Spiritually Inspired~
'Praise God'
 

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"Aim at the Divine and you will get earth thrown in.
Aim at earth and you get neither."
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"Spiritually disconnected is a liability."
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