Yeah, for the past week or so I have been saying this TP shortage would not have happened if we lived in Europe. THEY have bidets.
Speaking of which... the kids growing up right now are going to have really strange tales to tell their grandchildren. My grandmother has tales of barely scraping by in the Great Depression. These kids are going to tell their grandchildren about the Toilet Paper Famine. I can't even start estimating how messed up that will be.