The Official Cupcake Fight Thread

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Perhaps.. Well I think I shall let others post here. I think... I'm tired.. So I forfeit for now.
*dramatically disappears in a cloud of smoke never to been seen nor found here nor there, or anywhere*
 
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Perhaps.. Well I think I shall let others post here. I think I will retire.
*dramatically disappears in a cloud of smoke never to been seen nor found here nor there, or anywhere*
You left a trail of frosting footprints to follow before you went poof in the cotton candy cloud.
 
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*my trusty magic floating shark used the laser on his head to wipe out the frosted footprints, he floats around
Patrolling the area, humming a soulful tune* ~
 

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*my trusty magic floating shark used the laser on his head to wipe out the frosted footprints, he floats around
Patrolling the area, humming a soulful tune* ~
Probably looking for Sand Raine. When you have her in sight you can drop a load of rainbow sprinkles on her.
 
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Probably looking for Sand Raine. When you have her in sight you can drop a load of rainbow sprinkles on her.
The shark is patrolling the sandcastle, he protects me from invaders, he has no weaknesses...except for that one..but I'm not telling.. I have placed Sand Raine by you on the beach so she is safe from the cupcake war until I feel the need to capture her again. *throws a cupcake at tourists head*

*POOF* *returns and noticed Ugly had tripped, *pauses time and walks over to him* oh..dear this could have been a terrible tragedy...

*walks away and returns with a banana cream pie and places it a few feet in front of Ugly while working tirelessly to measure out the distance, steps back and snaps my fingers, time is in motion once more*

*Ugly falls face first into the banana cream pie*
 
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*disappears in a cloud of smoke and reappears infront of Flowerof3, and puts a turkey on her head covering it entirely. Steals her Diabolical toothpick and grins* that's for breaking into my sandcastle...I must find out how you did this. *walks away studying the diabolical toothpick.*
 
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Lovesong

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*for my most glorious and final act, I put a planet size cupcake from space that falls to earth covering everything and everyone on CC, so nobody escapes* ...nobody. O_O
 
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Lovesong

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Was there Redi-Whip on that pie? We must maintain certain standards.
Of course! I wouldn't use any other brand... *hides a bowl of cool whip behind my back*
 

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*for my most glorious and final act, I put a planet size cupcake from space that falls to earth covering everything and everyone on CC, so nobody escapes* ...nobody. O_O
Its a good thing that I caught a ride on the mother ship. I hope that cupcake hits the state of Maine as I spent 8 horrible years there. The cupcake splat will be the most exciting thing to happen there since it became a state. Enough of this ghetto. let's explore Mars now. We will stop on the moon for a 30 minute rest stop so we can get a good view of the destruction below. Before you left did you pick up Sand Raine?
 

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Of course! I wouldn't use any other brand... *hides a bowl of cool whip behind my back*
You make me laugh and that's a good thing. Just dump the cool whip into this batch of frosting that I am mixing up. Nobody will know.
 
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Its a good thing that I caught a ride on the mother ship. I hope that cupcake hits the state of Maine as I spent 8 horrible years there. The cupcake splat will be the most exciting thing to happen there since it became a state. Enough of this ghetto. let's explore Mars now. We will stop on the moon for a 30 minute rest stop so we can get a good view of the destruction below. Before you left did you pick up Sand Raine?
Oh the cupcakes got everyone, no one escaped the frosting nor the cake.

...No I perished in the cupcake as well, I really didn't think that through....*looks down*

or at least I am a hundred feet inside the cupcake somewhere. Luckily I placed Sand Raine on the Mothership too before the cupcake destruction*
 

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Oh the cupcakes got everyone, no one escaped the frosting nor the cake.

...No I perished in the cupcake as well, I really didn't think that through....*looks down*

or at least I am a hundred feet inside the cupcake somewhere. Luckily I placed Sand Raine on the Mothership too before the cupcake destruction*
Bless your heart dear. We will send you a postcard when we get to where we are going. I will parachute a shovel so that you can dig your way out. Start with the creamy filling and work your way out. When you reach the outside make sure that you are wearing your snowshoes or you will sink into the chocolate frosting and all will be lost. When you clear that oozing mess take the Redi-Whip and let it loose. It will act like a flare so that you may one day be found. Raine left the shower on for you a couple hundred posts ago so at least you will be clean. You will feel better too. She is so thoughtful.
 
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Bless your heart dear. We will send you a postcard when we get to where we are going. I will parachute a shovel so that you can dig your way out. Start with the creamy filling and work your way out. When you reach the outside make sure that you are wearing your snowshoes or you will sink into the chocolate frosting and all will be lost. When you clear that oozing mess take the Redi-Whip and let it loose. It will act like a flare so that you may one day be found. Raine left the shower on for you a couple hundred posts ago so at least you will be clean. You will feel better too. She is so thoughtful.
Raine left the water on? ...tsk tsk ..wasting water. *swims through the cupcake to the bathroom and turns off the water.
*floats endlessly within the cupcake for an eternity*
 

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flowers waves a white flag......umm.. when you placed the turkey on my head , it would have been nice to stop it from pecking my head...but i have one question ...do you plan on using my "DIABOLICAL TOOTHPICK" ???
 
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flowers waves a white flag......umm.. when you placed the turkey on my head , it would have been nice to stop it from pecking my head...but i have one question ...do you plan on using my "DIABOLICAL TOOTHPICK" ???
*observes the turkey pecking flowerof3 for a moment and thinks about it* ...no.

i have no idea what the Diabolical toothpick does...but how may I ask did you find me in the giant planet sized cupcake?
you obviously missed when the giant cupcake hit the Earth and covered the planet entirely...where were you?
 
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flowers waves a white flag......umm.. when you placed the turkey on my head , it would have been nice to stop it from pecking my head...but i have one question ...do you plan on using my "DIABOLICAL TOOTHPICK" ???
Yes. I am going to roast mini-marshmallows with it using my lighter.
 

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Now that the smoke has cleared it is time to clean up this mess. I went to our local Super Wal-Mart to get batteries for my Swifter Floor Mop. The little bottles of cleaner were sold out so I will us Mr. Bubbles instead. Once this place is clean I would appreciate it if no one tracks frosting on the floors.

It is obvious to be who the winner of this fight is and now I will award the coveted prize.

I will give my Hershey's Kiss to Raine.
 
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