How to avoid the church hug

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Dude653 said:
Dont try that with me. Apparently youre the one with a dirty mind. Dont disrespect me or my pastors wife. Depleted is a fitting name for you as apparently you are depleted of class.
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You are a child. I didn't take it there. I was thinking it stunned you.

Never mind. Off to the Land of Ignora for you. You are so full of yourself everything you say is just peachy and everything anyone else says is WRONG/DIRTY/AGAINST YOU. Robert Conrad could learn about bigger chips on his shoulders from you.

There are no proper boot sizes for your manure pile.
 
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jennymae said:
And then there is them old guys hugging you a bit longer than necessary while saying "I shoulda been 30 years younger";p
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When hugging, pull your legs back as far as you can with your bum above them. There's no way to have him press against your "top" that way. Necks and shoulders get in the way. (Something had to be learned somewhere in my life. lol)
 
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AuntieAnt said:
Dude, nobody said anything about it being dirty or even wrong. You thought something of it meaning it wasn't a simple hug. And though it was not a big deal to you, you noted it. That's all I believe Depleted was saying. Please don't cut her down like that.
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Apparently it IS his mind that went dirty all along.
 
LOLOKGal

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Awwwwww.... I think we all need a group hug!

...hehe :p
 
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coby

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Depleted said:
When hugging, pull your legs back as far as you can with your bum above them. There's no way to have him press against your "top" that way. Necks and shoulders get in the way. (Something had to be learned somewhere in my life. lol)
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Wow there's whole techniques for it!!
 
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AuntieAnt

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ROFL!! Here's how Phil got Ned out of his personal space. (Groundhog Day movie)

[video=youtube;fmwnxTjphHA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmwnxTjphHA[/video]
 
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I don't lift people off the ground, that's condescending (and I'm no muscle man). I don't think I've ever hugged someone I've been attracted to at the time I was interested in them (save for my ex). I think robust people give the best bear hugs because they have some padding and it's like hugging/being hugged by a bear.
 
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Tintin said:
I don't lift people off the ground, that's condescending (and I'm no muscle man). I don't think I've ever hugged someone I've been attracted to at the time I was interested in them (save for my ex). I think robust people give the best bear hugs because they have some padding and it's like hugging/being hugged by a bear.
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As a ex-robust person, I definitely had the padding. Just not a hugger. Except for my bear.
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(Doesn't he look like he could use a hug?)
 
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cute post. prayers for you.
 
Dude653

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Allow me to clarify so there are no misunderstandings. I remember it because it I thought it was a nice gesture and nothing more. Being a married man I know that sometimes someone might have inappropriate intentions but I believe God gives us discernment to tell the difference
 
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coby

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Tintin said:
I don't lift people off the ground, that's condescending (and I'm no muscle man). I don't think I've ever hugged someone I've been attracted to at the time I was interested in them (save for my ex). I think robust people give the best bear hugs because they have some padding and it's like hugging/being hugged by a bear.
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Lol lift them off the ground, that reminds me:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y3e9wLz79vM
 
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AuntieAnt

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Dude653 said:
Allow me to clarify so there are no misunderstandings. I remember it because it I thought it was a nice gesture and nothing more. Being a married man I know that sometimes someone might have inappropriate intentions but I believe God gives us discernment to tell the difference
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Thank you for taking the time to explain, brother Dude! I'm glad you're back in the conversation. I love peace & harmony among us. \:eek:/ Yay! ♥
 
mailmandan

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I wonder how many hugs this guy gets. :p

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ladylynn

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Dude653 said:
just seems kinda petty to freak out over simple thing as a hug...unless you have OCD
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Coming close to getting AuntieAunt annoyed..... i can see it coming ......

 
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ladylynn

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coby said:
If you have a problem with juvenile conversation..
oh I'll stop.
Let's not fight over hugs.
CC the only place where you can fight over hugs.
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By George!! you are right!!! wow is nothing sacred!!!?????
((((((((HUGS))))))))))

 
Dude653

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There are men in my church who i always greet with a hug. Its just my way of showing them how much i enjoy their fellowship
 
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