So here's a blessing:
Milwaukee emailed me five days ago denying the
warranty on my impact and offering to fix it for $118.
I replied, which I figured was a futile waste of time, that if they will
not honor their warranty, I will no longer buy Milwaukee products.
Received an email today saying the tool was fixed under warranty.
Got a separate email with a tracking number.
Apparently they do care about losing customers.
Supposed to arrive on Friday, I'll update then.