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NodMyHeadLikeYeah

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The only thing he does for me is steal my jokes.. Why Descyple.. WHY!!!!
 
Descyple

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NodMyHeadLikeYeah said:
The only thing he does for me is steal my jokes.. Why Descyple.. WHY!!!!
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Hey, when you want the best jokes, you get them from the best comedian (but Milton Berle is dead now, so I settle for your jokes - lol).
 
PopClick

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Descyple steals my jokes, too. :(

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Jerry: We live in a cold world... a refrigerated world. And snack foods is a business of tough competitors. I'm a jello salad. You can eat me. And I just...

Dorothy: Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at jello.
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toastface_grillah

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arwen83 said:
that awkward moment when... someone waves at you, says 'Hey!', just to realize that they were addressing the person behind you :eek:
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Ack, you beat me to it!


That awkward moment when... you have a great post in your head, ready and waiting for the "post quick reply" button, and you realize someone else already covered it. :cool:
 
LightningClap0002

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That awkward moment when the band starts leading a song and nobody sings along.... Who put the wrong lyrics up!? :)
 
rachelsedge

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That awkward moment when you're wearing a pair of flats with jeans (for those who don't know, flats are a type of shoe) and someone asks "Why are you wearing socks with those?" and you aren't wearing socks, it's just that your feet are that white, apparently. :eek:
 
AsifinPassing

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...those awkward moments when your image link doesn't work, and you're not sure why...
 
seoulsearch

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That awkward moment when the doctor looks at your stomach and asks how many times you've been pregnant... and you NEVER HAVE BEEN.

(True story... real self-esteem booster, let me tell you! I wonder who allowed him to pass the "How to Tell If A Woman's Been Pregnant" test...)
 
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Eileanna

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That awkward moment when........you see someone who you are absolutely positive is someone you know, you confidently go up to them, tap them on the shoulder, and as soon as they turn around you realize you have no idea who they are.
 
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Eileanna

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seoulsearch said:
That awkward moment when the doctor looks at your stomach and asks how many times you've been pregnant... and you NEVER HAVE BEEN.
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OH! That reminds me of when my doctor asked when the last time I was sexually active and I had to tell her never, and how surprised she looked. That would certainly qualify as awkward wouldn't it?
 
rachelsedge

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seoulsearch said:
That awkward moment when the doctor looks at your stomach and asks how many times you've been pregnant... and you NEVER HAVE BEEN.

(True story... real self-esteem booster, let me tell you! I wonder who allowed him to pass the "How to Tell If A Woman's Been Pregnant" test...)
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You should have responded with "How many times have you been slapped in the face?" and then after they respond, tell them that they'll have to change their answer and add one more...

I jest. :D

I wonder if that's a question they're required to ask, and not necessarily because they think you have been?
 
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NukePooch

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seoulsearch said:
That awkward moment when the doctor looks at your stomach and asks how many times you've been pregnant... and you NEVER HAVE BEEN.

(True story... real self-esteem booster, let me tell you! I wonder who allowed him to pass the "How to Tell If A Woman's Been Pregnant" test...)
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That's okay...my grandmother once told me that I looked pregnant...
 
seoulsearch

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rachelsedge said:
You should have responded with "How many times have you been slapped in the face?" and then after they respond, tell them that they'll have to change their answer and add one more...

I jest. :D

I wonder if that's a question they're required to ask, and not necessarily because they think you have been?
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When I *LOUDLY* protested to this doctor that I have NEVER been pregnant (and he was probably 60... so you'd hope by then he'd actually seen the difference between those who have, and have not, had babies), he stammered, "Well, I saw the stretch marks... and I just thought..."

Once again, SCORE!! The stretch marks are from a serious bout I had with an appendix that broke when I was 16--and it was 3 days before I actually asked my Mom to take me to the doctor. I was in 2 weeks and they nearly had to operate twice. They also had to cut open all the stitches (yes, while I was awake) because of further complications...and the wound had to heal open instead of sewn shut. You'd think he would have at least acknowledged the appendix scar... though this guy probably thought it was from a C-section. Never mind that it's in the wrong location.

Maybe I'd made a mistake and was actually seeing a podiatrist or something instead of a regular doctor... God bless him!! And Rachel, I LOVE your answer. :)


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That's okay...my grandmother once told me that I looked pregnant...
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*Sits in with a totally un-amused look on her face.*

*Shakes her head.*

As always, Nuke Pooch just HAS to one up me!!

(I've seen your pictures, Nuke. You look more like a protective Teddy bear in a totally non-Teddy Ruxpin kind of way. Granted, it may be an Amish teddy bear, but that's a good thing...)

Amish Teddy Bear Mafia, anyone??!!
 
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NukePooch

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seoulsearch said:
*Sits in with a totally un-amused look on her face.*

*Shakes her head.*

As always, Nuke Pooch just HAS to one up me!!

(I've seen your pictures, Nuke. You look more like a protective Teddy bear in a totally non-Teddy Ruxpin kind of way. Granted, it may be an Amish teddy bear, but that's a good thing...)

Amish Teddy Bear Mafia, anyone??!!
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Well, my ex-sis-in-law used to say that I looked like Bear from Bear in the Big Blue House.
 

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christiancollegegirl

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That awkward moment when you forget you're on cam and you make a weird face that your boyfriends son sees and looks at you weird.
 
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That awkward moment when you really feel like talking to/hanging out with another person (along with God), but you realize that it's really late at night...and you have no one...

 
rachelsedge

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Tobuscus!

Also, that's what the internet is for. You hang out with people during the day, and really late at night you hang out with internet people. :D
 
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Tintin

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That awkward moment you kind of relate to and can recognise Tobuscus from his YouTube videos.
 
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