sometimes people think I'm _______, because:

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Jilly81

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Oh, actually I decided that I'm no longer crazy, Matthew; the alien cockatiel who helped me wash my car told me so. I wish I hadn't given him any tip, either; he scratched the paint really bad :mad:.

Oh, and I meant to say if I "call" it the looney bin, not if I "can" it the looney bin. Didn't want you to think I'm WEIRD or anything :eek:.
 
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Speaking of scratched paint, someone keyed a couple of our cars at work last week...grr
 
Descyple

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Jilly81 said:
Oh, actually I decided that I'm no longer crazy, Matthew; the alien cockatiel who helped me wash my car told me so. I wish I hadn't given him any tip, either; he scratched the paint really bad :mad:.

Oh, and I meant to say if I "call" it the looney bin, not if I "can" it the looney bin. Didn't want you to think I'm WEIRD or anything :eek:.
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Jilly8, you are not allowed to decide whether you are crazy or not. We will let the team of Swedish psychiatrists who tested you to decide that (but that is only if you didn't drive them crazy in the process).

And the testimony of the alien cockatiel will not be allowed, since you bribed it with money!!!

Nice try, though!
 
Descyple

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Jullianna said:
Speaking of scratched paint, someone keyed a couple of our cars at work last week...grr
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Why in the world would anyone want to key police cars??? (you're not going to arrest me for that sarcastic remark, are you Jullianna? - lol).
 
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Descyple said:
Why in the world would anyone want to key police cars??? (you're not going to arrest me for that sarcastic remark, are you Jullianna? - lol).
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Actually, they were attorneys' cars and mine. 'Nuff said, huh? ;) haha

It isn't down to the metal, so I should be able to buff quite a bit of it out on mine. I'm planning on trading in the next couple of months anyway. :)
 
Descyple

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Jullianna said:
Actually, they were attorneys' cars
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Oh, that is totally understandable now - lol.

Sometimes people like to key the cars of attorney's......................... because we are all secretly jealous of those fancy brief cases they get to carry around.
 
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Yeah...let's just say THAT is the reason ;)
 
Descyple

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Sometimes people think................................ but apparently I'm not right now, because I can't think of anything to write!!!
 
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Sometimes people think I'm ______________ because I zone out.
 
Searching4Truth

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Sometimes people think I'm Brad Pitt, because I'm sexy and I know it.
 
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Some people think my memory sucks, but it's just early onset alzheimers.

Not really, but it feels like it some days!
 
Descyple

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Sometimes people think I don't like to eat green vegetables............................ because I throw up whenever I pass by a salad bar!!! But people don't realize that's just my stomach's way of preventing me from eating something that resembles my deep emerald green eyes (I haven't mentioned my emerald green eyes for a while, so I thought this would be as good an opportunity as any!!!).
 
Jilly81

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StephenH said:
Some people think my memory sucks, but it's just early onset alzheimers.

Not really, but it feels like it some days!
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Try coconut oil :). No, seriously; it really helps some people, from what I've heard.
 
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Jilly81 said:
Try coconut oil :). No, seriously; it really helps some people, from what I've heard.
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I heard that...I tried it. Rubbed it on my scalp for months and all it did was make people think I was a greaser from the 50's.
 
Descyple

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Sometimes people think I need to get my hearing checked...................................... because once I thought I heard Justin Bieber singing, but it was actually an 8 year-old girl with a sore throat!!!
 
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Descyple said:
Sometimes people think I don't like to eat green vegetables............................ because I throw up whenever I pass by a salad bar!!! But people don't realize that's just my stomach's way of preventing me from eating something that resembles my deep emerald green eyes (I haven't mentioned my emerald green eyes for a while, so I thought this would be as good an opportunity as any!!!).
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Your puke green eyes he meant, of course.
 
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Descyple said:
"Puke" is emerald in German, Chrissy!!! Google it.
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I was going to post a picture of puke for your clarification, but it rated up there with those pictures of the fungus feet.
 
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