My Thanksgiving ended with everyone reciting a list of subjects that are NEVER TO BE BROUGHT UP at our family dinners, EVER -- if any of us is able to rope some poor soul (presumably a friend or significant others) to a family dinner.
Said list of TOTALLY TABOO subjects include:
1. UFO's.
2. Aliens.
3. Area 51 and all the things the US government may or may not be hiding.
4. The (alleged) moon landing.
5. Bowflex (yes, as in the fitness machine/system)
It all started when I mentioned an old family story, but was EXTREMELY CAREFUL not to mention the said Bowflex that was involved, but alas -- SOMEONE ELSE mentioned the Bowflex, and it was all over.
I would elaborate but since it's really other people's stories and not mine to tell. Now I suddenly see why I have no interest in discussions about conspiracies and various extremes -- I already get MORE than my fill within my own family -- especially at holiday dinners.
All I can say is that any mention of these subjects will result in long, over-drawn tangents from various family members (and yes, their tangents even longer than the ones I have here on the forum!)
This will be accompanied by a VERY strong landslide of emotions, along with a flood of tears (that eventually, hopefully, turn into laughter.)
I went home thinking all about the "prep talk" -- yes, a PREP TALK and not a PEP TALK -- that I would need to unleash on the poor, unsuspecting soul and...
This probably has a lot to do as to why I'm single.

