...Ya Might Be A Single Guy

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Lynx

Lynx

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If you haven't been to the doctor in decades because you feel fine and there's nobody nagging you to go... Ya might be a single guy.

If you have perfected the art of shaking just the right amount of mayo out of a jar because you didn't want to bother washing another spoon... Ya might be a single guy.

If you carry your whole life around in your vehicle and know exactly where everything is in that vehicle, but nobody else can find anything under all the trash... Ya might be a single guy.

If you say "I'll do it tomorrow" and get NO ARGUMENT AT ALL... Ya might be a single guy. Not one who gets things done, but definitely single.

Anybody else got one?
 
tourist

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Yeah, drinking OJ straight out of the carton. Who's got time to pour into a glass, place empty glass in dishwasher. Or better yet, leave it in the sink. It's always been a guy thing whether single or married.
 
RodB651

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You just might wear those shirts, pants, or socks a few times before they get washed.
Your desk is organized chaos.
You eat when YOU want to eat.
You watch what YOU want to watch.
When you hear a cow*rker complain that his woman said he won't get good food till he buys her a new stove or he won't get any luvin till he buys her a new living room suit, you're thankful you're not THAT guy.

😬😬😬🤦
 
seoulsearch

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Lynx said:
If you haven't been to the doctor in decades because you feel fine and there's nobody nagging you to go... Ya might be a single guy.

If you have perfected the art of shaking just the right amount of mayo out of a jar because you didn't want to bother washing another spoon... Ya might be a single guy.

If you carry your whole life around in your vehicle and know exactly where everything is in that vehicle, but nobody else can find anything under all the trash... Ya might be a single guy.

If you say "I'll do it tomorrow" and get NO ARGUMENT AT ALL... Ya might be a single guy. Not one who gets things done, but definitely single.

Anybody else got one?
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tourist said:
Yeah, drinking OJ straight out of the carton. Who's got time to pour into a glass, place empty glass in dishwasher. Or better yet, leave it in the sink. It's always been a guy thing whether single or married.
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RodB651 said:
You just might wear those shirts, pants, or socks a few times before they get washed.
Your desk is organized chaos.
You eat when YOU want to eat.
You watch what YOU want to watch.
When you hear a cow*rker complain that his woman said he won't get good food till he buys her a new stove or he won't get any luvin till he buys her a new living room suit, you're thankful you're not THAT guy.

😬😬😬🤦
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Hopefully it won't be too shocking or too much of a dealbreaker to know that a lot of us single ladies do these things, too... :LOL::cool::geek:

(I do struggle with the, "Should I pour the beverage into a glass like a civilized human being, or do I just drink from the container?" dilemma.) It just seems a bit too neanderthal to commit this supposed atrocity...

But when it comes to juice, I have to admit to taking a few swigs and then just plopping the bottle back into the fridge.
 
CarriePie

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As I'm reading through this, I got to thinking... I might be a guy! :unsure::eek:

Especially concerning the first thing Lynx mentions and everything Rod mentions.
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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CarriePie said:
As I'm reading through this, I got to thinking... I might be a guy! :unsure::eek:

Especially concerning the first thing Lynx mentions and everything Rod mentions.
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When a thread that's supposedly about being a single guy...

Has us single ladies checking our gender identification. :LOL:
 
Lynx

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seoulsearch said:
Hopefully it won't be too shocking or too much of a dealbreaker to know that a lot of us single ladies do these things, too... :LOL::cool::geek:

(I do struggle with the, "Should I pour the beverage into a glass like a civilized human being, or do I just drink from the container?" dilemma.) It just seems a bit too neanderthal to commit this supposed atrocity...

But when it comes to juice, I have to admit to taking a few swigs and then just plopping the bottle back into the fridge.
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If a visitor pokes his nose in your fridge, sees the juice and gets a drink without even asking, he deserves anything he catches from you.
 
seoulsearch

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Lynx said:
If a visitor pokes his nose in your fridge, sees the juice and gets a drink without even asking, he deserves anything he catches from you.
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I've actually thought about that and I hope others do too -- if anyone comes to visit, my fridge will get a fresh, and very clean sweep.

Hmm.

That gives me an idea for a thread...
 
Edith

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seoulsearch said:
Hopefully it won't be too shocking or too much of a dealbreaker to know that a lot of us single ladies do these things, too... :LOL::cool::geek:

(I do struggle with the, "Should I pour the beverage into a glass like a civilized human being, or do I just drink from the container?" dilemma.) It just seems a bit too neanderthal to commit this supposed atrocity...

But when it comes to juice, I have to admit to taking a few swigs and then just plopping the bottle back into the fridge.
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wow I was going to say same thing. 🙈 I am not a guy but I will not get another spoon for the Mayo.
 
Godsgirl1983

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TropicalWave

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Cameron143 said:
If you have any empty space in your closet, you are probably a single guy.
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And if you DON'T have any space in your master closet, because it's where you toss all the odds-and-ends when company is coming and you're crunched for time to clean up, you are probably a single guy! :whistle:
 
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