Come Help The Singles Forum Weave a Whimsical Web For Wrangling Women!

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enril

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ehm.
men fart more than women,........
because they close their mouths long enough to build up pressure.
good thing we are on an online forum! (anyone know how to make an emoji) lol
 

Lynx

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o_O


*Lynx crams a paw in his mouth and walks away quickly.
 

Lynx

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* enril farts and silently grabs lynx faster.
No no no no! You started this particular problem. You deal with it yourself. Don't drag ME into it.
 

enril

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No no no no! You started this particular problem. You deal with it yourself. Don't drag ME into it.
*looks pujzzled and drags lynx into the pool.(it was a pool, right?)
 

Edith

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Hey Everyone!

Thanks to all the helpful insider information straight from the menfolk, we ladies are now all experts in trapping men! :cool:

The guys have been very kind in letting us know what they'd love to trapped by (sports channels, fancy cars, tools free man caves, Fruit Loops,) so it only seems fair to discuss what we ladies would find irresistible. ;)

As mentioned, the whole idea for this thread came from reading a conversation about what men thought would be good bait for women, and two of the cutest ideas the guys came up with were kittens and shoes. :LOL: That's a great start, but surely we women have more to say about this!! :LOL:


Once again, safety is a big priority (nobody wants to see any harm come to the prey, after all!), so...

1. What are some ideas for ethical, humane women traps that even an organization like PETA would approve of?

I'm thinking of things like She Sheds:




After all, the only thing that might get hurt here is the man's pride! :LOL:

@Lynx had mentioned that the best traps are the ones in which the victim doesn't even realize he/she is trapped until days, weeks, or months have passed -- and that would definitely happen if someone tried to lure me here:

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Forget a trap -- this could very easily be my new home (especially if had fast, reliable WiFi!)

How about the everyone else? What places or events do you think would be great for lassoing the ladies?

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How about concerts, tea houses, malls, flower shops, shoe stores, art galleries, the ballet, etc.?!


2. And finally, the fun part!! What kinds of bait do you think will work best for Weaving a Whimsical Web that will Fascinate Females?

I thought the men's suggestions of shoes and kittens in the article I read were adorable!

But what other things would you ladies find hard to pass by?







And for all the men who are out of ideas, just think of how handy a coupon like THIS would be! (The trick is, you have to MEAN it -- AND deliver on the goods!)

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I have to admit, I would a VERY HARD TIME passing up the classics, such as:

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I mean...

A large box of chocolate?! Especially if it were set up in a library or bookstore? :eek:

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It would be a done deal, and I would be a goner!


Ok, ladies! :cool:

The men have generously told us what they want to be trapped with.

Now it's time for us to return the favor! Along with all those brave men out there who are willing to tell us THEIR best ideas -- whether hypothetical or tried and true -- for Wrangling Women! :cool::geek::giggle:

What are YOUR best ideas? :D
Busy lately i have missed y'all.

on this subject a cameroonian lady would Always go for a man with a car, a man who gives restaurant treats, who has a thick wallet.

Personally i would go for a man who is neat, who dresses up.
This is a secret don't tell it 🤫. i Always fall in love when i sée a man in a Sky blue shirt and Navy suits. weird right?
 

enril

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Busy lately i have missed y'all.

on this subject a cameroonian lady would Always go for a man with a car, a man who gives restaurant treats, who has a thick wallet.

Personally i would go for a man who is neat, who dresses up.
This is a secret don't tell it 🤫. i Always fall in love when i sée a man in a Sky blue shirt and Navy suits. weird right?
weird. i would swear ive never seen one of those elusive 'blueys' --hey, we have limeys, why not blueys?