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Talljake

Talljake

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Pretty simple game I thought of. I'm sure it's already around somewhere. It's pretty basic, tell us what your selling and what the side effects might be. I was watching a little TV, so they were prescribing something but them side effects sounded much worse then the problem.

Now let's see what your selling, you can sell pretty much as you wish. Please keep it appropriate please.


For the singles I'm selling a love potion called partner potion .Taste pretty good and goes down smoothly.


Side effects include, random spouse, may be clingy, may need attention, may include inlaws, please contact your doctor if anxiety kicks in, stop using if more than one potential spouse knocks on your door, spouse does not include a ring at arrival, do not drink more than one potion, we are not responsible for any crazies or crazy inlaws. If potion does not work within 4 weeks please seek alternative method.


Thanks for playing
 
Lynx

Lynx

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I have a cold remedy on the market. It will clear your cold right up, in as little as 5 to 7 days. Side effects include sneezing, runny nose, coughing.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Does your teenager often break out in a rash of speeding tickets? I've got the cure for that! The chevette! This genuine imitation is the only car that ever made the Chevelle look good. It will not clear up existing speeding tickets, but it is guaranteed to stop new ones from forming or your money back.

Side effects may include frequent breakdowns, mild profanity and high blood pressure. Talk to your doctor AND your mechanic before beginning treatment.
 
Texasgal

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Lynx said:
Does your teenager often break out in a rash of speeding tickets? I've got the cure for that! The chevette! This genuine imitation is the only car that ever made the Chevelle look good. It will not clear up existing speeding tickets, but it is guaranteed to stop new ones from forming or your money back.

Side effects may include frequent breakdowns, mild profanity and high blood pressure. Talk to your doctor AND your mechanic before beginning treatment.
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Sounds like the cure is worse than the illness. 😂
 
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tyler87432f

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Talljake said:
Pretty simple game I thought of. I'm sure it's already around somewhere. It's pretty basic, tell us what your selling and what the side effects might be. I was watching a little TV, so they were prescribing something but them side effects sounded much worse then the problem.

Now let's see what your selling, you can sell pretty much as you wish. Please keep it appropriate please.


For the singles I'm selling a love potion called partner potion .Taste pretty good and goes down smoothly.


Side effects include, random spouse, may be clingy, may need attention, may include inlaws, please contact your doctor if anxiety kicks in, stop using if more than one potential spouse knocks on your door, spouse does not include a ring at arrival, do not drink more than one potion of N7 Game, we are not responsible for any crazies or crazy inlaws. If potion does not work within 4 weeks please seek alternative method.


Thanks for playing
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Yes i see this
 
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Karlon

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Talljake said:
Pretty simple game I thought of. I'm sure it's already around somewhere. It's pretty basic, tell us what your selling and what the side effects might be. I was watching a little TV, so they were prescribing something but them side effects sounded much worse then the problem.

Now let's see what your selling, you can sell pretty much as you wish. Please keep it appropriate please.


For the singles I'm selling a love potion called partner potion .Taste pretty good and goes down smoothly.


Side effects include, random spouse, may be clingy, may need attention, may include inlaws, please contact your doctor if anxiety kicks in, stop using if more than one potential spouse knocks on your door, spouse does not include a ring at arrival, do not drink more than one potion, we are not responsible for any crazies or crazy inlaws. If potion does not work within 4 weeks please seek alternative method.


Thanks for playing
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datzphunnnneeee!!!!
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Talljake said:
Pretty simple game I thought of. I'm sure it's already around somewhere. It's pretty basic, tell us what your selling and what the side effects might be. I was watching a little TV, so they were prescribing something but them side effects sounded much worse then the problem.

Now let's see what your selling, you can sell pretty much as you wish. Please keep it appropriate please.


For the singles I'm selling a love potion called partner potion .Taste pretty good and goes down smoothly.


Side effects include, random spouse, may be clingy, may need attention, may include inlaws, please contact your doctor if anxiety kicks in, stop using if more than one potential spouse knocks on your door, spouse does not include a ring at arrival, do not drink more than one potion, we are not responsible for any crazies or crazy inlaws. If potion does not work within 4 weeks please seek alternative method.


Thanks for playing
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This was a super cute thread idea, @Talljake! Awesome post!

I was trying to think of something for weight loss and trying to come up with some funny effects -- sudden and uncontrollable flatulence, balding, miscellaneous body hair in embarrassing places, uncontrollable weight loss or redistribution in unpredictable areas (you might wind up with skinny earlobes but forearms the size of Popeye's,) sudden and unavoidable cravings for questionable things (Fido and Fluffy aren't going to be very happy when you've pushed them out of the way and are eating THEIR food straight from their bowls, etc.)

And then I realized that pretty much ALL the current weight loss remedies ALREADY have those very same effects -- and I figured I couldn't plagiarize what's already out there. :cool:
 
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