What Could Possibly Be Better Than Bacon?!

[seoulsearch]

Hey Everyone,

Let's just say, I've known a lot of people who like bacon.

Like... They really, really like bacon. As in, saying anything bad about it is considered an automatic heresy.

And as for me, I do like bacon, but at home... gasp! -- I actually prefer turkey bacon -- which I'm pretty sure is one of the fastest ways to be stoned to death on this forum!

But this thread isn't for me.

It's for all the die-hard bacon lovers out there who need to have their voices heard!

What Could Possibly Be Better Than Bacon?!

Notice, I said, "possibly". I'm certainly NOT trying to say with absolute ruling that ANYTHING is better than bacon -- this would be the SECOND fastest way to get myself stoned to death in the forum -- but, for just a moment, can you think of anything that just might come close?

I'm going to include a poll that allows multiple choices and visible answers. Obviously, the number of answers is limitless, so be sure to tell us all about YOUR picks -- and all the other choices the poll doesn't have!

Just a fun little thread to kick off the weekend -- place your vote now, and help us uncover the meaty truth!

After all, What Could Possibly Be Better Than a POLL About Bacon!?

 

[Mem]

According to Milo, it's making Milo bacon pancakes.

 

[Caan]

 

[NightTwister]

https://www.bbqaddicts.com/recipes/pork/bacon-explosion/

 

[seoulsearch]

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Tariffs, Bah Humbug!

Everybody knows the REAL answer is More Bacon.

 

[seoulsearch]

https://www.bbqaddicts.com/recipes/pork/bacon-explosion/

That's a Little Too Much Pig for One Post!!!

 

[NightTwister]

That's a Little Too Much Pig for One Post!!!

Ask and ye shall receive,

 

[CarriePie]

I'm not sure if I'm allowed on this thread since bacon isn't really my thing. It's okay, but I rarely eat it. I can't remember the last time I ate it. About the only time I use bacon is when I make Southern broccoli salad...and I mostly make that because others like it lol.
Oh, there is another way I like bacon. In a past relationship, I was requested to make bacon wrapped chicken liver. I love chicken liver and I was uncertain about it, as I wondered if the bacon was going to ruin the chicken liver. However, he was right, it was very tasty!

I seen that coffee was in the poll and that caught my eye!! As long as it's not flavored coffee. If the free coffee is flavored, I'd rather have the bacon.

As far as a food that's better than bacon, lots of things are better to me...especially bull fries.

 

[seoulsearch]

I just realized that a certain answer in the poll could be... "misinterpreted."

One of the possible answers I included as an answer to "What Could Possibly Be Better Than Bacon?" was... Kittens and Puppies.

SOME people might interpret this as, "CUDDLING with kittens and puppies."

OTHER people might interpret this as, "YES! ABSOLUTELY! Kittens and puppies are TASTIER than bacon!"

Are you a "SOME" kind of person... or an "OTHER" kind of person?! And which way would YOU interpret this?!

 

[NightTwister]

I just realized that a certain answer in the poll could be... "misinterpreted."

One of the possible answers I included as an answer to "What Could Possibly Be Better Than Bacon?" was... Kittens and Puppies.

SOME people might interpret this as, "CUDDLING with kittens and puppies."

OTHER people might interpret this as, "YES! ABSOLUTELY! Kittens and puppies are TASTIER than bacon!"

Are you a "SOME" kind of person... or an "OTHER" kind of person?! And which way would YOU interpret this?!

Well, kittens and puppies are more tender than dogs and cats.

 

[Tall_Timbers]

Homemade angel food cake with a thin layer of sugar frosting. Cut a way big slice and put in a large bowl. Add a few big scoops of quality vanilla bean ice cream. Add some fresh boysenberries, blackberries, and raspberries, and enjoy with a side of bacon.

 

[Tall_Timbers]

I actually prefer turkey bacon

Turkey bacon exists like cod tenderloin or chicken tendeloin does... in marketer's devious minds.

 

[seoulsearch]

Well, kittens and puppies are more tender than dogs and cats.

Not much meat on them though, you think? 🐶🐱

Well, maybe a little more mass than chicken wings. 🍗🐔

I mean... I haven't thought about any of this at all!

What?! In this economy, we have to make sure we get our money's worth!

 

[RodB651]

Y'all can have the bacon.

I want the coffee!

 

[Godsgirl1983]

What Could Possibly Be Better Than Bacon?!

a POLL About Bacon!

 

[seoulsearch]

Y'all can have the bacon. I want the coffee!

Why, I'll be!!

This is surely the most SHOCKING answer we've had yet!! (Extreme sarcasm disclaimer.)

I mean...

Rodney not choosing the coffee?

 

[Godsgirl1983]

https://www.bbqaddicts.com/recipes/pork/bacon-explosion/

 

[Godsgirl1983]

I just realized that a certain answer in the poll could be... "misinterpreted."

One of the possible answers I included as an answer to "What Could Possibly Be Better Than Bacon?" was... Kittens and Puppies.

SOME people might interpret this as, "CUDDLING with kittens and puppies."

OTHER people might interpret this as, "YES! ABSOLUTELY! Kittens and puppies are TASTIER than bacon!"

Are you a "SOME" kind of person... or an "OTHER" kind of person?! And which way would YOU interpret this?!

"what could be better than bacon?"
There is a reason I refrained from saying bunnies (that's no laughing matter! )

 

[Godsgirl1983]

https://www.bbqaddicts.com/recipes/pork/bacon-explosion/

AND he left the link for the recipe

Now, depending on the type of seasonings and sauce one picks, couldn't this technically be considered a high protein or keto inspired meal?

 

[NightTwister]

AND he left the link for the recipe

Now, depending on the type of seasonings and sauce one picks, couldn't this technically be considered a high protein or keto inspired meal?

I'm pretty sure its best referred to as, "heart attack on a plate."