can you guys post something funny please?

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CitadelPrime said:
So here is a joke that only works in English:

‘You are in the middle of the ocean , sitting alone in a boat that has no flame or ability to make a flame .

You have a pack of 20 cigarettes…how do you smoke one ?’

Answer :

‘You toss one cigarette over the side and make the boat a cigarette lighter ‘
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it took me a moment to get it but that is funny.
 
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Journalists Horrified As Village People Perform Double Hitler Salute
Politics·Jan 21, 2025 · BabylonBee.com


WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Village People stirred up controversy with their performance at the inauguration of Donald Trump yesterday, with many media sources accusing the group of doing a double Hitler salute during their performance.
According to journalists from sources like the Washington Post, CNN, Huffington Post, and ABC, the band's gestures during the performance could be ominous indications of latent fascist support for Trump.
"It's not just one Hitler salute, either," warned CNN's Jake Tapper. "We're seeing these people literally double Trump's Nazism with two whole Hitler salutes. This could be the most dangerous threat to democracy we have ever seen in human history, besides Trump."

While some commentators have pointed out that the gesture seems to have been meant to depict the letter "Y" as part of the group's famous song "YMCA," the suggestion has been taken as an even more foreboding indication of potential fascism from Trump.
"Y? You mean like, Y, as in the second-to-last letter of the alphabet? Which is right next to the third-to-last letter of the alphabet? Just like the Third Reich was the third and last German Reich? Don't you guys see where this is going?" Tapper added. "This is a dark omen of things to come."
At publishing time, several media sources had begun reporting that the acronym YMCA is actually a secret fascist dogwhistle.
 
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Journalists Horrified As Village People Perform Double Hitler Salute
Politics·Jan 21, 2025 · BabylonBee.com


WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Village People stirred up controversy with their performance at the inauguration of Donald Trump yesterday, with many media sources accusing the group of doing a double Hitler salute during their performance.
According to journalists from sources like the Washington Post, CNN, Huffington Post, and ABC, the band's gestures during the performance could be ominous indications of latent fascist support for Trump.
"It's not just one Hitler salute, either," warned CNN's Jake Tapper. "We're seeing these people literally double Trump's Nazism with two whole Hitler salutes. This could be the most dangerous threat to democracy we have ever seen in human history, besides Trump."

While some commentators have pointed out that the gesture seems to have been meant to depict the letter "Y" as part of the group's famous song "YMCA," the suggestion has been taken as an even more foreboding indication of potential fascism from Trump.
"Y? You mean like, Y, as in the second-to-last letter of the alphabet? Which is right next to the third-to-last letter of the alphabet? Just like the Third Reich was the third and last German Reich? Don't you guys see where this is going?" Tapper added. "This is a dark omen of things to come."
At publishing time, several media sources had begun reporting that the acronym YMCA is actually a secret fascist dogwhistle.
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Last time i Checked YMCA stood for the Young Mens Christian Association. unless it's meant to be a direct attack on Christianity and yes I am aware its become more of a secular organization over the years.
 
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HealthAndHappiness said:
Journalists Horrified As Village People Perform Double Hitler Salute
Politics·Jan 21, 2025 · BabylonBee.com


WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Village People stirred up controversy with their performance at the inauguration of Donald Trump yesterday, with many media sources accusing the group of doing a double Hitler salute during their performance.
According to journalists from sources like the Washington Post, CNN, Huffington Post, and ABC, the band's gestures during the performance could be ominous indications of latent fascist support for Trump.
"It's not just one Hitler salute, either," warned CNN's Jake Tapper. "We're seeing these people literally double Trump's Nazism with two whole Hitler salutes. This could be the most dangerous threat to democracy we have ever seen in human history, besides Trump."

While some commentators have pointed out that the gesture seems to have been meant to depict the letter "Y" as part of the group's famous song "YMCA," the suggestion has been taken as an even more foreboding indication of potential fascism from Trump.
"Y? You mean like, Y, as in the second-to-last letter of the alphabet? Which is right next to the third-to-last letter of the alphabet? Just like the Third Reich was the third and last German Reich? Don't you guys see where this is going?" Tapper added. "This is a dark omen of things to come."
At publishing time, several media sources had begun reporting that the acronym YMCA is actually a secret fascist dogwhistle.
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What else will they babble about? Hitler's salute was palms down, & I never remember seeing a "double salute. Plus it was always in front of them, not to the side.
Some news will have a story, even/especially if they have to make it up.:poop:
 
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Elderly Dementia Patient Cruelly Evicted From Home
Politics·Jan 20, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

Elderly Dementia Patient Cruelly Evicted From Home
Politics·Jan 20, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
https://babylonbee.com/news/elderly-dementia-patient-cruelly-evicted-from-home

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — The next era of life in the United States promised to be a sobering one, as Americans learned today that an elderly dementia patient had been cruelly evicted from his own home.
The news came early Monday morning and provided the country with an unsettling glimpse into how the incoming Trump administration will operate, as a man described as a devoted public servant for over a half-century and suffering in the advanced stages of cognitive decline had been informed that he was not only out of work but also being forced to leave his house.
"Such a cold and calloused thing to witness," one witness said as they watched the decrepit old man totter away from his home. "You know he's been working in this field for over 50 years? And now he's suddenly unemployed and being evicted from his house. This is a sad commentary on what we can expect from the next chapter of American history."
Political experts cited this troubling incident as proof that warnings for many decades had been right. "Democrats have been warning the American people for decades about this," one analyst said. "They've warned that Republicans would put senior citizens out on the street. Now, we're seeing it play out in real life. It's sad."
At publishing time, witnesses reported that the unsuspecting elderly man had been lured out of his house with a trail of ice cream sundaes that led to an awaiting helicopter that would remove him from the premises.
 
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I_am_Canadian said:
Last time i Checked YMCA stood for the Young Mens Christian Association. unless it's meant to be a direct attack on Christianity and yes I am aware its become more of a secular organization over the years.
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Edify said:
What else will they babble about? Hitler's salute was palms down, & I never remember seeing a "double salute. Plus it was always in front of them, not to the side.
Some news will have a story, even/especially if they have to make it up.:poop:
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psssst...
hey guys,
BabylonBee is satire ;)
 
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Edify said:
What else will they babble about? Hitler's salute was palms down, & I never remember seeing a "double salute. Plus it was always in front of them, not to the side.
Some news will have a story, even/especially if they have to make it up.:poop:
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It was a made up story.
Unlike CNN, this was meant to be funny. 😸
 
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