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Skydoogie
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Seriously, I think I might have had several in the past week or so. I actually had one today. Someone (not naming that person) has had something awful happen to one of his closest family members. He asked for people to pray for that family member, and as I read that, this scenario played out.
Skydoogie: I'm gonna pray for him...but I haven't been praying to God every day.
Satan: Exactly. How in the world are you gonna pray for this guy when you haven't been doing so?!?
Skydoogie: Who says I can't pray to God?
Satan: Who says someone who isn't real close to God can just suddenly pray for him? Don't you see? The Atheists and whoever else didn't become Christian would cry out to God whenever bad stuff happens. Just the same way you saw that and cr---
Skydoogie: Do you not realize I AM Christian (and I, with God's help, am LIVING like one)?
Satan: Oh, those "Christians" who don't pray every week at the least? Hahaha! You amuse me.
Skydoogie: It's funny how you bring that up as if it's a tradition that I'll die from not following.
Satan: Oh look! I threw you off track! Silly humans...
Skydoogie: *replies to the man and says he'll pray for him*
Satan: What are you doing? You'll just forget about it like you did every time.
Skydoogie: Every time? You're the father of lies. I'm GOING to pray for them in the name of Jesus. *goes to Christian Chat, types this thread, stops and prays for that man, then finished thread, despite Satan trying to discourage him even DURING the prayer*
Satan: *is ANNOYED at what just happened* I'M NOT DEFEATED! I WILL COME BACK!
Skydoogie: don't start with that foolishness. Jesus defeated you a loooong time ago.
Wow. That was long. Well, that's not exactly how it went, but it was something like that. And some of the "dialogue" happened during the creation of this thread. Note: I wasn't actually speaking. That was a rough "translation" of my thoughts.
Skydoogie: I'm gonna pray for him...but I haven't been praying to God every day.
Satan: Exactly. How in the world are you gonna pray for this guy when you haven't been doing so?!?
Skydoogie: Who says I can't pray to God?
Satan: Who says someone who isn't real close to God can just suddenly pray for him? Don't you see? The Atheists and whoever else didn't become Christian would cry out to God whenever bad stuff happens. Just the same way you saw that and cr---
Skydoogie: Do you not realize I AM Christian (and I, with God's help, am LIVING like one)?
Satan: Oh, those "Christians" who don't pray every week at the least? Hahaha! You amuse me.
Skydoogie: It's funny how you bring that up as if it's a tradition that I'll die from not following.
Satan: Oh look! I threw you off track! Silly humans...
Skydoogie: *replies to the man and says he'll pray for him*
Satan: What are you doing? You'll just forget about it like you did every time.
Skydoogie: Every time? You're the father of lies. I'm GOING to pray for them in the name of Jesus. *goes to Christian Chat, types this thread, stops and prays for that man, then finished thread, despite Satan trying to discourage him even DURING the prayer*
Satan: *is ANNOYED at what just happened* I'M NOT DEFEATED! I WILL COME BACK!
Skydoogie: don't start with that foolishness. Jesus defeated you a loooong time ago.
Wow. That was long. Well, that's not exactly how it went, but it was something like that. And some of the "dialogue" happened during the creation of this thread. Note: I wasn't actually speaking. That was a rough "translation" of my thoughts.