Let's Have a Very Controversial Conversation About: Toilet Paper!

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What Are YOUR Toilet Paper Preferences?! (A Crucial, Need-to-Know Question!)

  • I don't mind tissue paper, I mean, 1-ply toilet paper. Even if I have to use half a roll everytime!

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 2-ply is the sensible, middle class choice!

    Votes: 7 53.8%

  • 3-ply -- the Tesla of TP -- is the way to go, for life in the fast lane!

    Votes: 3 23.1%

  • I prefer TP labeled "Extra Strong."

    Votes: 6 46.2%

  • I prefer TP labeled "Extra Soft."

    Votes: 4 30.8%

  • I can get by with any old generic TP.

    Votes: 2 15.4%

  • I need my small luxuries and brand-name TP is one of them.

    Votes: 3 23.1%

  • Toilet paper rolls must be faced so that the paper goes OVER the roll!!

    Votes: 12 92.3%

  • Toilet paper rolls must be faced so that the paper comes up UNDER the roll!!

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Proper substitutes if out of TP include: newspaper, magazines, paper towels, dinner napkins, books.

    Votes: 3 23.1%
  • Total voters
    13
Cameron143

Cameron143

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Sounds like peasants who never learned to fold properly leading an uprising.
 
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Adstar

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Magenta said:
Folding fails because when pressure is applied, the layers move like tectonic plates against each other, which prevents precision.

Wadding likewise is inferior because there is neither rhyme nor reason to how the paper mass is assembled, being willy nilly.
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One must purchase TP of the highest quality my dear lady. Paper with just the right surface texture that prevents such tectonic displacement.. Thus enabling the most precise precision in application.. As the Master says Why don't you know this grasshopper?

 
Magenta

Magenta

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Cameron143 said:
Sounds like peasants who never learned to fold properly leading an uprising.
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I do wonder who and how it was established that folding is for high class folks whereas only the common rabble-rousers crunch.
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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Adstar said:
I'm sorry but i think we have different seances of comedy.. My reply to this thread was intended to make others laugh.. I do have a peculiar Monty Python type humor so maybe that's where the interaction with you has broken down.. Actually a lot of the people who post on Christian/ religious forums are a bit peculiar so i think a lot of people here will get the joke and have a good laugh at my post..




Where not strangers here are we??? Sisters and Brothers in Christ you know.. ;)




Yep i am a bit peculiar i know..




That's called hyperbole.. Builds up the tension to make the comedic impact greater.. Well that's the intention anyway..




Mysterious are the ways of Adstar,, grasshopper.. Now you get only get that grasshopper inclusion if you watch the TV series called Kung Foo..
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I appreciate you taking the time to answer and I'm sorry to have needed some extra clarification.

If nothing else, others here seem to have found our back and forth amusing. 😂

Thank you for explaining.

I never saw Kung Foo but...

Grasshopper 🦗 🦗 🦗 Out! 😎🤓😬
 
Magenta

Magenta

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Magenta said:
I do wonder who and how it was established that folding is for high class folks whereas only the common rabble-rousers crunch.
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I said wadding in previous post #60 when I meant crunching (being
inferior due to its willy nilly nature). Sorry for the confusion!!!
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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And...

Glancing over the poll, I'm glad to see not a single person said the toilet paper 🧻 roll should go under.

What a great sign there's hope for humanity after all!

Besides, we would have hated to have to vote someone off the island. 🏝️
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Lynx said:
That is logic I can get behind. I employ it everyday in multiple aspects.
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I didn't realize Toilet Paper Logic could be so useful. :cool:

Just because I'm feeling nerdy, in what other areas would you apply this? (Well, maybe not literally.) :LOL:
 
Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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seoulsearch said:
I didn't realize Toilet Paper Logic could be so useful. :cool:

Just because I'm feeling nerdy, in what other areas would you apply this? (Well, maybe not literally.) :LOL:
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Just everything in my life, from the phone I choose to the food I eat. I use it and it works for me.

I don't give a fart in a whirlwind what other people think, unless I think it will work for them and I'm trying to convince them of it. But I try to make very certain that it has at least a 93% chance of working for them before I actually bother to care enough to convince them.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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And I actually do fold my toilet paper, but in some kind of Mobius half loop. And it does work for me, and I don't care what anybody else does as long as they don't get poop on their hands and then try to shake my hand.
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Lynx said:
And I actually do fold my toilet paper, but in some kind of Mobius half loop. And it does work for me, and I don't care what anybody else does as long as they don't get poop on their hands and then try to shake my hand.
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Where is the Too Much Information emoji when you need it??

Oh.

Apparently it's right next to the reaction for, You're the One Who Asked, You Dummy! 😒🥸🤣

I really do know better, it's just that sometimes I can't resist. 😎
 
Lynx

Lynx

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seoulsearch said:
Where is the Too Much Information emoji when you need it??

Oh.

Apparently it's right next to the reaction for, You're the One Who Asked, You Dummy! 😒🥸🤣

I really do know better, it's just that sometimes I can't resist. 😎
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Well... You DID ask...

In fact you're the one who started this thread.
 
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