can you guys post something funny please?

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GaryA

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yet somehow, no matter how many miles he ran around in that foot powered car, he was still fat obese chunky chubby well rounded
*sigh* he still looked like this
Which goes to show that when you become an icon - the way you were initially/originally "drawn" (think: looked at, perceived, pictured, seen) never really changes after that... ;)
 

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Which goes to show that when you become an icon - the way you were initially/originally "drawn" (think: looked at, perceived, pictured, seen) never really changes after that... ;)
And, cannot be changed if your initial/original "image" must be maintained - which, I believe, is the actual truth where cartoon characters are concerned.
 

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My kids wanted to try an escape room.
I locked them in their rooms with a rotary phone, analog tv, cassette/player and instructions on how to escape written in cursive.
So far it's been 3 hours.
 

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have you seen this meme?

The first rule of condescension club is kind of complex,
and I don't think you would understand it, even if I explained it to you.
 

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oh, and my sister sent me a screenshot from X:

person 1-- "the only word in the English language that uses a double 'o' is good. prove me wrong."

person 2-- "book. try reading one."

:D of course, there are so many others, i think that's why i chuckled at it.
 

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have you seen this meme?

The first rule of condescension club is kind of complex,
and I don't think you would understand it, even if I explained it to you.
"The first rule of condescension club is - you don't talk about condescension club." :censored:

Everyone knows that! That is not complex! Why would that be so difficult to understand?

:whistle:
 

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(*note* GG has not had her morning coffee :coffee: almost everything groan worthy is also funny this early :LOL: )

Where was Solomon's Temple located? On the side of his head.

How do pastors like their orange juice? With pulpit.

When someone needed a boat made, what did the people in town say? "We Noah guy."

Which minor prophet is well-known thanks to cookies? Famous Amos.

What's loved by Noah and also most meat-eaters? Ham.

What's a believer's favorite fruit? Spiritual.

Who in the Bible knew the most people? Abraham knew a Lot.


What did Daniel tell his real estate agent? "I'd prefer a house with no den."

How do you know that atoms are Catholic? They have mass.

Why did Adam and Eve do math every day? They were told to be fruitful and multiply.

Which nursery song would Jesus have heard the most? "Mary Had a Little Lamb."

What kind of car would Jesus drive? A Christler.

What was Moses' wife, Zipphora, known as when she'd throw dinner parties? "The hostess with the Moses."