Why did the possum cross the road? It didn't, my driving has gotten better.
(Sorry, it's one I made up as a teenager after a family of them got into our home).
Lol, this reminds me of an old episode of The Red Green Show. It was a Canadian sitcom following the antics of a group of crusty, loveable guys who were members of a fabled men's club known as "The Possum Lodge."
It also spawned the famous phrase, "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy," with the philosophy that duct tape can be used to fix anything.
In one segment, one of the guys mentions that he eats "up to 17 different kinds of meat in a week."
Another guy exclaims, "17 different kinds of meat! Which butcher shop are you going to?!"
The first guy answers, "You don't need to go to a butcher shop -- when you live near a highway."