Nothing but questions.

[seoulsearch]

What makes you think I have any fruit cake?

They say it takes one -- to know one.

I'm thinking, it takes one -- to bake one.

When will you be making everyone fruitcake? (It would be perfect with high tea in 3 hours, thanks.)

 

[Lynx]

They say it takes one -- to know one.

I'm thinking, it takes one -- to bake one.

When will you be making everyone fruitcake? (It would be perfect with high tea in 3 hours, thanks.)

What is the pay scale for baking fruitcakes?

How could it ever be enough to be worth it?

 

[seoulsearch]

What is the pay scale for baking fruitcakes? How could it ever be enough to be worth it?

You'd get paid with a lot of gratitude and, MAYBE even an appreciative pat from a turquoise owl.

How could anyone turn that down?

 

[Isny]

I

They say it takes one -- to know one.

I'm thinking, it takes one -- to bake one.

When will you be making everyone fruitcake? (It would be perfect with high tea in 3 hours, thanks.)

I'll be over with my three dogs. They like their tea sweet with a hot dog on the side.

 

[seoulsearch]

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I'll be over with my three dogs. They like their tea sweet with a hot dog on the side.

Maybe Lynx can supply a nice roasted pack of Oscar Mayers along with the fruitcake?

 

[Lynx]

Maybe Lynx can supply a nice roasted pack of Oscar Mayers along with the fruitcake?

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All beef... Ever notice they never specify what percentage is meat?

 

[seoulsearch]

All beef... Ever notice they never specify what percentage is meat?

Is it a law that hot dogs are required to actually claim to be meat?

 

[Isny]

Is it a law that hot dogs are required to actually claim to be meat?

What is the definition of meat?....every thing between the nose and the tail?

 

[seoulsearch]

What is the definition of meat?....every thing between the nose and the tail?

If I'm afraid of finding out the answer, can I just grab these instead?

 

[Lynx]

Do I want to know what they do to make vegetables taste like meat?

 

[tourist]

You'd get paid with a lot of gratitude and, MAYBE even an appreciative pat from a turquoise owl.

How could anyone turn that down?

That would be a hard offer to refuse for sure.

 

[tourist]

Is it a law that hot dogs are required to actually claim to be meat?

Only if dog meat is used.

 

[Godsgirl1983]

If I'm afraid of finding out the answer, can I just grab these instead?

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Don't you think those are scarier than Oscar Mayer?

 

[seoulsearch]

Don't you think those are scarier than Oscar Mayer?

When the choice is an unknown meat product 🌭 vs. an unknown plant ☘️ product, what's the better choice?

 

[Godsgirl1983]

When the choice is an unknown meat product 🌭 vs. an unknown plant ☘️ product, what's the better choice?

Can we trust all plants to be good to/for us?

 

[seoulsearch]

Can we trust all plants to be good to/for us?

Probably not if they have "poison" (like poison ivy) right in their name?

 

[Isny]

When the choice is an unknown meat product 🌭 vs. an unknown plant ☘️ product, what's the better choice?

Which would you rather have in your stomach, rabies or poison ivy?

 

[seoulsearch]

Which would you rather have in your stomach, rabies or poison ivy?

What if I was suddenly inspired to go on a fast? 😳🤓🤣

 

[Lynx]

That would be a hard offer to refuse for sure.

Have you just been ignoring all those threads where I talked about that owl?

Do you have any IDEA how easy that offer would be to turn down?

 

[tourist]

Have you just been ignoring all those threads where I talked about that owl?

Do you have any IDEA how easy that offer would be to turn down?

Owl? That's a wise bird, right?