No. I don't hate it. I think it'a a silly and unbiblical and ungrammatical claim, and cannot agree with it because I would need to become silly and unbiblical and ungrammatical in order to agree with it.
It's not unbiblical at all. First, you deny a well established law of logic -- The Law of Excluded Middle. If someone is dead, then they
cannot be alive. If someone is in pain, then they cannot be painless. And in either of these cases, there is no middle! There is no third option. A person is either dead or alive. Or one feels pain or not. Period.
Moreover, you conveniently ignore what Jesus taught in the passage that follows his teaching that actually speaks of vertical relationships -- between evil people and God, or more specifically in this passage between them and the Son of God and the Holy Spirit. And in this passage Jesus, once again, speaks in absolutes. And I will highly those absolutes -- these eternal truths -- which speak pointedly to the Law of Excluded Middle:
Matt 12:24-37
24 But when the Pharisees heard this, they said, "It is only by Beelzebub, the prince of demons, that this fellow drives out demons."
25 Jesus knew their thoughts and said to them, "Every kingdom divided against itself will be ruined, and every city or household divided against itself will not stand. 26 If Satan drives out Satan, he is divided against himself. How then can his kingdom stand? 27 And if I drive out demons by Beelzebub, by whom do your people drive them out? So then, they will be your judges. 28 But if I drive out demons by the Spirit of God, then the kingdom of God has come upon you.
Jesus is revealing to his detractors their utter absurdity of their charge! What they said was totally illogical! A kingdom divided against itself
cannot at the same time flourish, advance and prosper! A kingdom
can only do these things if its at conciliation with itself.
29 "Or again, how can anyone enter a strong man's house and carry off his possessions unless he first ties up the strong man? Then he can rob his house.
30 "He who is not with me is against me, and he who does not gather with me scatters. 31 And so I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven. 32 Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven, but anyone who speaks against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come.
Clearly, Jesus is teaching that there are only two kinds of people in this world with respect to their attitudes and relationship with Him. People who do not participate in Jesus' kingdom work because other things in life are more important to them, are actually saying (whether they realize it or not) that they are
against Christ. And again, those don't gather with him, are just as culpable of their sin as those who are openly hostile and antagonistic toward him, his Church and his Kingdom. Hell will be loaded with ambivalent or complacent people who never gave a second thought to Christ's kingdom. Again, the Law of Excluded Middle is clearly implied here. Jesus, speaking in absolutes, didn't leave any wiggle room for third options.
33 "Make a tree good and its fruit will be good, or make a tree bad and its fruit will be bad, for a tree is recognized by its fruit. 34 You brood of vipers, how can you who ARE evil [in your essence] say anything good? For out of the overflow of the heart the mouth speaks. 35 The good man brings good things out of the good stored up in him, and the evil man brings evil things out of the evil stored up in him. 36 But I tell you that men will have to give account on the day of judgment for every careless word they have spoken. 37 For by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned."
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Here Jesus is very clearly contrasting good and evil --
with no middle ground! Make the tree [absolutely] good or make it bad (absolutely) which is done when anyone doesn't make the tree absolutely good! Don't forget: A
little bit of leaven leavens the
whole (total) loaf (Gal 5:9).
Then comes the big rhetorical question to the Serpent's seed, i.e. "you brood of vipers". The logical answer to this sharp, pointed question implies that it is totally incongruous for an evil heart to speak good of God, his Son, his Spirit or of his Kingdom. At the same time, it should be understood what Jesus was
not saying! He was not telling those evil vipers that they can't fake it. That they cannot pretend to be lovers of God and his Son and speak flattering things about them. That kind of interpretation would flat out contradict
other scriptures, such as:
Mark 7:6
6 He replied, "Isaiah was right when he prophesied about you hypocrites; as it is written:
"'These people honor me with their lips,
but their hearts are far from me.
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What Jesus was saying was the same thing Paul was, which essentially is: Evil hearts cannot truly speak good of Christ and his Father and mean it (cf. 1Cor 12:3). Any evil person can physically (naturally) say it, but the spiritually dead cannot spiritually mean it! Anyone under the sun can confess with their lips that "Jesus is Lord" but that doesn't mean they truly mean what they say. Only those who actually possess the Spirit of life can actually mean it.
Before Adam sinned, God considered him to be "very good". But after just one sin...Adam and the entire universe became very damaged goods. The sin of one man destroyed much good (Eccl 9:18). This world became Satan's dominion of darkness because Adam relinquished his role as co-ruler with the Creator; consequently, Adam was unceremoniously ejected from the presence of God in the Garden because God's eyes are too pure to behold evil (Hab 1:13).
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