I have a sticky/calendar on my monitor to remind to not interact with you, but I am going to put you out of your misery and maybe then you can move on with your own life.
I do have a five year under grad degree in International Relations, I also have a Master's Degree, you know the one where you write a thesis under a supervisor/professor.
I would have continued on, however, my sons were looking at pursuing lengthy educational training, both have their Ph.D's, one in engineering and one in neuroscience from the top universities in my country.
They both have Google scholar pages with multiple publications, but I am not sharing it.
So move along and find someone else to harass.