Yes, it's time for YAP! Yet Another Political thread!
Admittedly there seems to already be more than enough YAPping going on around here. In fact there's so much YAPping that one can barely hear oneself think lately.
And I know it's only going to get worse as this year slogs on. By the time we get to November all you can hear in this neighborhood will be YAP YAP YAPping.
But ya know... I started feeling left out. Everyone else is YAPping all over the place. I feel like I should YAP a little bit too. If for no other reason, just to fit in with the crowd.
So here goes...
You are all deluded fools. I'm not sure yet if you are absolute idiots - a lot of you seem intelligent - but it is certain you have all been fooled into believing lies from hell.
Yes my friends, all those political parties (except the one I like, of course) are straight from hell! In fact I can't imagine how any REAL Christian could follow such a party as whichever one you happen to like. The leaders of your party are certainly at least demon possessed, if not demons themselves. My party's leaders are the only ones who even know who God is.
Your party is certainly going to drag this great nation down to hell if left unchecked. Only my favorite party can stand against the devil and all his political cronies and save this country!
Arguing about it will do no good. I have THREE WHOLE WEBSITES that support what I claim is true. Any argument you can make is completely futile because I can easily dismiss it as more lies from satan.
Please don't think I hate you, my poor deluded friends. I pity you, and I fear for the future of our country if you continue to support your demon-influenced party, but I don't hate you.
But for the sake of that future of our country, I will gladly spend the rest of my life arguing on this forum with you about how wrong and evil your party is and how right and holy my party is.
It's only what any REAL Christian and good American would do.
Ah, I feel better now. I am now part of the pack and my YAP is put in there with the rest of the barking.
Admittedly there seems to already be more than enough YAPping going on around here. In fact there's so much YAPping that one can barely hear oneself think lately.
And I know it's only going to get worse as this year slogs on. By the time we get to November all you can hear in this neighborhood will be YAP YAP YAPping.
But ya know... I started feeling left out. Everyone else is YAPping all over the place. I feel like I should YAP a little bit too. If for no other reason, just to fit in with the crowd.
So here goes...
You are all deluded fools. I'm not sure yet if you are absolute idiots - a lot of you seem intelligent - but it is certain you have all been fooled into believing lies from hell.
Yes my friends, all those political parties (except the one I like, of course) are straight from hell! In fact I can't imagine how any REAL Christian could follow such a party as whichever one you happen to like. The leaders of your party are certainly at least demon possessed, if not demons themselves. My party's leaders are the only ones who even know who God is.
Your party is certainly going to drag this great nation down to hell if left unchecked. Only my favorite party can stand against the devil and all his political cronies and save this country!
Arguing about it will do no good. I have THREE WHOLE WEBSITES that support what I claim is true. Any argument you can make is completely futile because I can easily dismiss it as more lies from satan.
Please don't think I hate you, my poor deluded friends. I pity you, and I fear for the future of our country if you continue to support your demon-influenced party, but I don't hate you.
But for the sake of that future of our country, I will gladly spend the rest of my life arguing on this forum with you about how wrong and evil your party is and how right and holy my party is.
It's only what any REAL Christian and good American would do.
Ah, I feel better now. I am now part of the pack and my YAP is put in there with the rest of the barking.
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