~Chuckle for the Day~
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Grandfather of the Year
A woman was behind a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson in a supermarket. He had his hands full with the child screaming for candy, cookies, and all sorts of other things.
She heard the grandfather saying in a controlled voice: "Easy, William, we won't be long." Another outburst and she hears the grandfather calmly say, "It's okay, William. Just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there."
At the checkout the little horror was throwing items out of the cart. Grandfather said again in a controlled voice, "William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes, stay cool William."
Very impressed, the woman went outside to where the grandfather was loading his groceries and the boy into the car. She said, "It's none of my business but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying that things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandfather."
"Thanks," said the grandfather, "but I’m William. This little shit's name is Kevin."
A woman was behind a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson in a supermarket. He had his hands full with the child screaming for candy, cookies, and all sorts of other things.
She heard the grandfather saying in a controlled voice: "Easy, William, we won't be long." Another outburst and she hears the grandfather calmly say, "It's okay, William. Just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there."
At the checkout the little horror was throwing items out of the cart. Grandfather said again in a controlled voice, "William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes, stay cool William."
Very impressed, the woman went outside to where the grandfather was loading his groceries and the boy into the car. She said, "It's none of my business but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying that things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandfather."
"Thanks," said the grandfather, "but I’m William. This little shit's name is Kevin."
This happened to me the other day.
I do it for my health.
Someone Call 91, we gonna need an amblance
I'm ok, it hurts worse than it looks.
I do it for my health.
Someone Call 91, we gonna need an amblance
I'm ok, it hurts worse than it looks.
I could never run with a mask on, lol. I would have died.This happened to me the other day.
I do it for my health.
Someone Call 91, we gonna need an amblance
I'm ok, it hurts worse than it looks.
That's so she doesn't catch ko-vid and it protects her face Everytime she falls from lack of oxygen......duel purpose!
You better watch it.
Gojira is going to stomp in to save that village.