can you guys post something funny please?

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oldman

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For Immediate Release:

There have been coyote sightings near some neighborhoods in the area. Typically, coyotes are nocturnal, but they are not uncommon in the early mornings or evenings. Merely seeing one is not a reason to contact the authorities. However, certain behaviors are cause for alarm, specifically:

o Coyote carrying a box marked ACME
o Coyote dropping an anvil from a hot air balloon
o Coyote posting signs such as “Detour” or “Free Bird Seed.”
o Coyote in possession of a giant magnet
o Coyote in control of a catapult
o Coyote Detonating explosives or TNT
o Coyote launching itself from a giant crossbow

If any of these behaviors are observed, please contact authorities to see it because that guy NEVER wins.
*Please explain this post to the younger generation*

Thank you for your support.
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I_am_Canadian

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oldman said:
For Immediate Release:

There have been coyote sightings near some neighborhoods in the area. Typically, coyotes are nocturnal, but they are not uncommon in the early mornings or evenings. Merely seeing one is not a reason to contact the authorities. However, certain behaviors are cause for alarm, specifically:

o Coyote carrying a box marked ACME
o Coyote dropping an anvil from a hot air balloon
o Coyote posting signs such as “Detour” or “Free Bird Seed.”
o Coyote in possession of a giant magnet
o Coyote in control of a catapult
o Coyote Detonating explosives or TNT
o Coyote launching itself from a giant crossbow

If any of these behaviors are observed, please contact authorities to see it because that guy NEVER wins.
*Please explain this post to the younger generation*

Thank you for your support.
Have a great week! Beep. Beep.
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I cant leave multiple little thing a ma bobs so next to my winner I am also leaving a laughing face as well.
 
Magenta

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oldman said:
For Immediate Release:

There have been coyote sightings near some neighborhoods in the area. Typically, coyotes are nocturnal, but they are not uncommon in the early mornings or evenings. Merely seeing one is not a reason to contact the authorities. However, certain behaviors are cause for alarm, specifically:

o Coyote carrying a box marked ACME
o Coyote dropping an anvil from a hot air balloon
o Coyote posting signs such as “Detour” or “Free Bird Seed.”
o Coyote in possession of a giant magnet
o Coyote in control of a catapult
o Coyote Detonating explosives or TNT
o Coyote launching itself from a giant crossbow

If any of these behaviors are observed, please contact authorities to see it because that guy NEVER wins.
*Please explain this post to the younger generation*

Thank you for your support.
Have a great week! Beep. Beep.
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There are coyotes in my neighbourhood. Sometimes I really hear them a lot, especially when the
kits are young, and also see them occasionally, loping down the middle of some street, or sidewalk,
like it's nobody's business LOL. One of the coolest things I witnessed was a couple of adolescent
coyotes playing hide and seek around some large trees that are in the park within my view.
 
oldman

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I live in Jacksonville fl and a few years back we had a pair of grey foxes staying in the neighborhood. really cool to see.
 
Mem

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I_am_Canadian said:
I saw the firetruck it looked too far back, thats why I didn't make the connection lol
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I just now realized they'd made "ramps" over the hose so the train can go over it. That would work only as long as the train engineer has made sure that the train's wheels are fully inflated before he leaves the station... :unsure:
 
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Q: What's the most valuable lesson you've learned from a failed relationship?

A: Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
 
BillG

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I was pulled over by a Police Traffic Officer. He looked at my license and said, "you're
supposed to be wearing glasses".
I said I have contacts.
He said he didn't care who I know.
 
Godsgirl1983

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BillG said:
I was pulled over by a Police Traffic Officer. He looked at my license and said, "you're
supposed to be wearing glasses".
I said I have contacts.
He said he didn't care who I know.
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:LOL:
(what's sad is I actually know some officers who would respond the same) :confused:
 
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