God's ways are above my ways. But they are above your ways, too, right?
The Bible says 'Come let us reason together' so reasoning, and posting stuff that actually makes sense is okay, isn't it?
I'm following what the Bible says, interpreting the Bible, and as far as what the idea of speaking in tongues is, mine aligns with what Pentecostals historically understood it to mean, and more importantly, what the Bible teaches.
The actual words translated 'speaking in tongues' can be translated 'speaking in languages.' In Acts 2, those present understood the languages, but in the church situation in Corinth, no one did. But Paul still mentioned speaking in tongues as 'in the tongues of men and of angels.' The issue Paul was addressing was no one understanding the language, so the speaker is like a foreigner 'barbarian' others don't understand. The tongue had to be interpreted for others to understand it.
I've heard this theory of your before. You didn't answer if you were WOF. I suspect WOFers could have gotten it from a niche Pentecostal belief. Parham was actually expecting languages for evangelism, but there is no promise of that in scripture and that didn't pan out, usually, just on occasions if God allows that to happen. Have you happen to have read 'The Apostolic Faith' any, Seymour's journal. Flowers library online has it. I looked through two or three editions to count the number of testimonies of tongues recognized in people's languages, and it was just shy of a dozen. There was a lot of that going on back then.
Generally, in church, no one understands the language. LA was a very international city. According to this testimony
of someone from the revival speaking in tongues in the languages of different people is what caused the revival to grow. I can tell that Vinson Synan, who was at some point ordained a Pentecostal Holiness pastor, believes that speaking in tongues is supposed to be a language in this clip.
Anyway, my point is your view goes against the historical Pentecostal understanding of what speaking in tongues is, and the experience of a lot of people, and doesn't align with the understanding of a lot of people who speak in tongues. Maybe you aren't aware of this, but I think you should lay off on that hair trigger of accusing people of calling God's word a liar.