can you guys post something funny please?

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True Story

I live in North Texas and have driven many times up into Oklahoma to visit family. Just before you cross the border to enter Oklahoma there once was a large billboard which read:
“Eat Here and Get Gas”
 
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I'm not bragging but I've just been hired as a model for a fitness magazine.
I'm the 'before' photo.
 
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son: "how do they catch lunatics, dad"?
dad: "with lipstick, beautiful dresses & pretty smiles".

My uncle used to tell me the reason why women wore perfume and makeup was because they're ugly and they stink. 😆
 
I wanted to laugh (okay, I did crack a small smile) but being an Army brat and growing up in military hospitals/doctor offices, and watching my father age and continue under VA care, it is unfortunate that there is a lot of truth reflected here.
Yes, so true…. coincidentally… my brother sent this to me… we are both Air Force military brats and retired Marine Officers….
Coincidentally, my first reaction was to send him a laughing emoji…
He responded, that his last visit to the VA was strangely and unfortunately eerily similar to the meme…
I responded with two upside down smiles and he responded with a laugh…
So yes, while sad and unfortunate truth, we are still able to laugh at it…
 
LOL, this actually happened today...
I was dialed into a conference call with a Bunch of Navy Captains and a couple of them were engaged in a very professional and upstanding gentlemanly difference of opinion... As a retired Marine, I always admired how professional senior Naval Leaders are able to present their strongly held differences in a very politically correct manner (Britishism)...
LOL, when I heard a Navy Captain make this statement at the end of a back and forth discussion... LOL, I couldn't help but see/hear the humor in what he said...
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Betty: "you know girls, a lot of men are going to be miserable when I marry".
Susan, Diane & Patsy: "really? how many men are you going to marry"?