can you guys post something funny please?

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Actually, :unsure: this isn't really funny as in :LOL::LOL::ROFL::ROFL: ha ha funny...
I just didn't know where else to post i.
"profound thoughts" thread maybe?



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the minister arose to address the congregation. "there is a certain man among us who is flirting with another man's wife. Unless he puts $5 in the collection box, his name will be read from the pulpit". when the collection plate came in, there were 19 five-dollar bills & a 2 dollar bill with a note attached: "the other three on payday"!
 
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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on turtles. The librarian asks, “Hardback?” The man replies, “Yeah, with a little head and legs.”
 
A man is driving down the road with a truck full of penguins. A police officer pulls him over and says, “You can’t drive around with all those penguins in your truck! Take them to the zoo!” The man agrees and drives off. The next day, the same officer sees the man driving down the road with the same truck full of penguins. He pulls him over and says, “I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!” The man replies, “I did, officer. Today, we’re going to the movies!”
 
a rather frugal man asked the bank for a loan of one dollar & was told he would have to pay 7% interest at the end of the year. for security he offered $60,000 in U.S.bonds. the banker, seeing a potential depositor, accepted the bonds & gave the man a dollar. at the end of the year, he was back with a dollar & seven cents to clear up his debt & asked for his bonds. upon returning the bonds, the banker asked, "i don't mean to be inquisitive, but since you have all those bonds, why did you need to borrow a dollar"? "well, said the tightfisted old gent, i really didn't have to. but do you know of any other way i could get the use of a safety deposit box for seven cents a year"?
 
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