can you guys post something funny please?

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Magenta said:
I don't get it? David! I do hope you are well. I myself have been off work for over a week due to a flu bug,
I think it is. It seems I may have picked it up around the time of our staff Christmas dinner on the 8th of
December, which is also the milestone date for my 13th year of continuous sobriety. I came down with
whatever bug I have over the weekend following our dinner (where the staff was wearing masks), but then
felt well enough to work last Tuesday. However, it hit me with a more determined vengeance after that LOL.
I am now on an anti-biotic, and my boss has said take the rest of the year off, since Friday would be our last
day any ways, and everyone will have between Christmas and new years off. I do hope you and yours
have a wonderful Christmas season and celebration, if you do that sort of thing with gifts and dinner.


Christmas 2023
:)
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" I don't get it"
How are they going to get the work van out?

Thank you for the well wishes. Adjusting to such a life changing event has been and is difficult. I'm still studying and praying and will be in prayer for you.
 
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oldman said:
" I don't get it"
How are they going to get the work van out?

Thank you for the well wishes. Adjusting to such a life changing event has been
and is difficult. I'm still studying and praying and will be in prayer for you.
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Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Haha I missed that the van was hemmed in LOL.

Yes, I can well imagine that adjusting to such a large change all at once would be difficult on many fronts.

I hope you have the support and some assistance from your church family and the medical community...

I need a lot of help with many things, but it is not always easy to ask for it...

Thank you for your prayers! I continue to bring you to mind prayerfully, as well.
 
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Magenta said:
I don't get it? David! I do hope you are well. I myself have been off work for over a week due to a flu bug,
I think it is. It seems I may have picked it up around the time of our staff Christmas dinner on the 8th of
December, which is also the milestone date for my 13th year of continuous sobriety. I came down with
whatever bug I have over the weekend following our dinner (where the staff was wearing masks), but then
felt well enough to work last Tuesday. However, it hit me with a more determined vengeance after that LOL.
I am now on an anti-biotic, and my boss has said take the rest of the year off, since Friday would be our last
day any ways, and everyone will have between Christmas and new years off. I do hope you and yours
have a wonderful Christmas season and celebration, if you do that sort of thing with gifts and dinner.


Christmas 2023
:)
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next time you get sick, load up on white tea, lot's of oranges, organic vitamin c tablets with water & honey. honey strengthens your immune system.
 
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You probably know what a kilobyte is, and what a megabyte, and gigabyte and terabyte are. But what is a Moabite? It's a Lot.
 
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A guy asked his wife what she would like for Christmas. The reply was:

'Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace, a gold engraved bracelet and a new sports car'

'Great! Nothing it is'.

Happy Christmas to you All :)
 
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lol, my son and family just received the Christmas package that I sent them that was supposed to arrive on the 22nd...
 
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GaryA said:
Let me guess - you sent it back in September...
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Hey - that is a just little bit funny - I did not even realize I did that. (I usually catch stuff like this when other folks do it.)

I meant that as "you sent it [to your relatives] back in September" and not "you sent it back [as a return] in September"...

:geek::giggle:
 
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"my uncle had his face lifted".
"how did they do that"?
"with a rope around his neck"!
 
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