Why does Santa go through the chimney? Because it soots him.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
How much did Santa's sleigh cost? It was on the house!
Why was Santa's little helper so sad? He had low elf-esteem.
What do you call Santa when he's wearing ear muffs? Anything, he can't hear you.
Why does Santa have trouble spelling? He thinks the alphabet has Noel.
What did Santa name his pet frog? Mistletoad.