If I ruled the world...

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Lanolin

Lanolin

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Satan is tempting you with running the kingdoms of this world...what would you do if you were...President/Emperor/Big Chief/Head honcho/CEO/Landlord/Landlady/Governor General/Prime Minister/Principal/Mayor

If you are a believer you'd have to at first refuse to worship him though and say you don't want any money...so what would your policies be?

Does anyone here actually have any position of power/influence??
 
timemeddler

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Me as dictator where to begin, I'd probably reduce gun control to pre-1930's when anyone could buy a thompson submachine gun with a 100 round magazine no questions asked. Force lucasfilm to release the unaltered original trilogy, kick the illegal aliens out, bring back the old air cooled volkswagon beetle bug, Ban any talk of LGBTQ from schools, Increase the FCC budget, Tarrif chinese goods, expand oil industry, mandade the skirt suit for men and women working in my adminstration(yes men and women). Wouldn't I be great leader?:LOL:
 
Lynx

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Lanolin said:
Satan is tempting you with running the kingdoms of this world...what would you do if you were...President/Emperor/Big Chief/Head honcho/CEO/Landlord/Landlady/Governor General/Prime Minister/Principal/Mayor

If you are a believer you'd have to at first refuse to worship him though and say you don't want any money...so what would your policies be?

Does anyone here actually have any position of power/influence??
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Ugh. Too much responsibility. Why would I want to be responsible for this asylum? What am I getting paid for this job?

The wisest thing Solomon ever did was realize that his position as king was a responsibility, not a right or advantage to gain. That's why he asked for wisdom to do the job right.

I ain't got that kind of wisdom and I don't want that job. I'd probably mess up so many people's lives that I'd never get it all repented of. :p
 
Eli1

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This is a tough call but as a dictator my first priority would be to find Lanolin’s soulmate.
After that is done, I would probably write a depressing book about how everyone in the palace hates me and my family and is racist towards us.
In the end, I would ask everyone to respect my privacy.
 
Lynx

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Eli1 said:
This is a tough call but as a dictator my first priority would be to find Lanolin’s soulmate.
After that is done, I would probably write a depressing book about how everyone in the palace hates me and my family and is racist towards us.
In the end, I would ask everyone to respect my privacy.
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Hmm, yes... The adult equivalent to a child seeing a Volkswagen bug and saying, "Blue punch bug, no punch bug back." I'm gonna talk a lot of junk about you, but you need to respect my privacy and leave me alone. :p
 
notmyown

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Eli1 said:
This is a tough call but as a dictator my first priority would be to find Lanolin’s soulmate.
After that is done, I would probably write a depressing book about how everyone in the palace hates me and my family and is racist towards us.
In the end, I would ask everyone to respect my privacy.
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don't forget the advertisements, Eli!
 
Lanolin

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timemeddler said:
Me as dictator where to begin, I'd probably reduce gun control to pre-1930's when anyone could buy a thompson submachine gun with a 100 round magazine no questions asked. Force lucasfilm to release the unaltered original trilogy, kick the illegal aliens out, bring back the old air cooled volkswagon beetle bug, Ban any talk of LGBTQ from schools, Increase the FCC budget, Tarrif chinese goods, expand oil industry, mandade the skirt suit for men and women working in my adminstration(yes men and women). Wouldn't I be great leader?:LOL:
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what is the skirt suit?
show us a pic.

How would you tell the men and women apart, would it be men one colour and the women another?
 
Lanolin

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What happens when its raining, would she wear gumboots?
 
Lanolin

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hmm Maybe it doesn't rain on the campaign trail.
What big building will you have your administration in, one shaped like a five pointed star, or one in the shape of a lucky horseshoe?
 
timemeddler

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Lanolin said:
What happens when its raining, would she wear gumboots?
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dunno, this is mostly for administrators who work behind a desk. Field operatives would no doubt be equipped differently.
 
timemeddler

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Lanolin said:
hmm Maybe it doesn't rain on the campaign trail.
What big building will you have your administration in, one shaped like a five pointed star, or one in the shape of a lucky horseshoe?
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probably at least one with a second story, , with antenna's on top.
 
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