A beekeeper ordered a hundred new honey bees from a company and was surprised when he was sent two hundred instead. He phoned the company to see if there had been an mistake, they told him that the other 100 were free bees! 
Took me a minute.A beekeeper ordered a hundred new honey bees from a company and was surprised when he was sent two hundred instead. He phoned the company to see if there had been an mistake, they told him that the other 100 were free bees!![]()
One of my favorite mottos is...if it's free take two. But your post makes me think I am aiming too low. I might change it to...if it's free take a hundred.A beekeeper ordered a hundred new honey bees from a company and was surprised when he was sent two hundred instead. He phoned the company to see if there had been an mistake, they told him that the other 100 were free bees!![]()
my 1st laugh of the day!!!A guy took his car to a mechanic and reported that it was making a terrible noise.
After checking the car over the mechanic suggested that he take out the Taylor Swift CD.
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And with that thought GG is inspired to go pull out the scarves
you mean you have socks that last 5 years?My socks still fit.
If they didn't have holes how could you get your feet in them?you mean you have socks that last 5 years?
Man, 5 minutes in my house and the kids have holes in theirs![]()
thatzagood1How to put your friendly community Atheist on the Horns of a Dilemma... Hahaha...
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hahaha that is funnyA guy took his car to a mechanic and reported that it was making a terrible noise.
After checking the car over the mechanic suggested that he take out the Taylor Swift CD.
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I do like her, but I had to laugh.hahaha that is funny