can you guys post something funny please?

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What did the dolphin say when it bumped into a whale?

'I didn't do it on porpoise!' ;)
 

Karlon

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my wife should have been a lawyer. every time we have an argument & she feels she's losing, she talks to a higher court: her mother!
 

GaryA

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I apologize for the f bomb in this one
Darlin' - if it is really that important to you to "share" it - why don't you learn how to "correct" it - by "editing out" the "bad parts":


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Why apologize when you can make it so that you don't have to...? ;)
 

Godsgirl1983

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Darlin' - if it is really that important to you to "share" it - why don't you learn how to "correct" it - by "editing out" the "bad parts":


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Why apologize when you can make it so that you don't have to...? ;)
Wow, that looks great.
If it were me editing, it would just have scribbles over the words :LOL::LOL:
 

GaryA

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Wow, that looks great.
If it were me editing, it would just have scribbles over the words :LOL::LOL:
Thank you. I could have just put a "black box" over it - but, I wanted to show her that it was easy enough to actually take out the offending word and shift the rest of the words so that it looks like the offending word was never there.
 

GaryA

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Thank you. I could have just put a "black box" over it - but, I wanted to show her that it was easy enough to actually take out the offending word and shift the rest of the words so that it looks like the offending word was never there.
It did not take that long to do - and, I believe it is effort-well-spent to "keep it clean" so that we may uphold the high standard that is expected of Christians and guard against the degradation of the site.
 

Genipher

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Darlin' - if it is really that important to you to "share" it - why don't you learn how to "correct" it - by "editing out" the "bad parts":


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Why apologize when you can make it so that you don't have to...? ;)
I dont know how.
My kids have had a hard enough time teaching me to resize photos. 😆
 

GaryA

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I dont know how.
My kids have had a hard enough time teaching me to resize photos. 😆
You can learn...

It took me 15 minutes - working at a 'moderate' pace (not exactly break-neck speed) to do this with a program called GIMP (including image resize) - three simple edits on the offending word only:


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Yes - I know that I am already familiar with GIMP (which, to be honest, does take a bit of getting used to when you first start using it) --- the point is - you can learn - even with the 'paint' program in Windows, you can be doing simple edits like the above "in no time at all"... :cool: