Jim Gaffigan once said:
What is your McDonald's? What do you do, that you always regret, but you know you'll do it again later?
Energy drinks?
Bad romantic relationship?
Something you're allergic to, but eat anyway?
The latest Netflix series, that you know won't be good, but you watch anyway?
"I know some of you are like, 'Sorry white trashy guy, I don't eat McDonald's.' I have friends who brag about not going to McDonald's, "I would NEVER go to McDonald's." Well McDonald's wouldn't want you cause you're a jerk.
I'm tired of people acting like they're better than McDonald's. It's like, you've never set foot in McDonald's, but you have your own McDonald's. Maybe instead of buying a big mac, you read US Weekly. Hey that's still McDonald's. It's just served up a little different. Maybe your McDonald's is telling yourself that Starbucks frappucino is not a milkshake. Or maybe you watch Glee.
It's all McDonald's. McDonald's of the soul. Momentary pleasure followed by incredible guilt, eventually leading to cancer.
We all have our own Mcdonald's. It may take me a while to digest a big mac, but that tramp stamp is forever.
I'm tired of people acting like they're better than McDonald's. It's like, you've never set foot in McDonald's, but you have your own McDonald's. Maybe instead of buying a big mac, you read US Weekly. Hey that's still McDonald's. It's just served up a little different. Maybe your McDonald's is telling yourself that Starbucks frappucino is not a milkshake. Or maybe you watch Glee.
It's all McDonald's. McDonald's of the soul. Momentary pleasure followed by incredible guilt, eventually leading to cancer.
We all have our own Mcdonald's. It may take me a while to digest a big mac, but that tramp stamp is forever.
Energy drinks?
Bad romantic relationship?
Something you're allergic to, but eat anyway?
The latest Netflix series, that you know won't be good, but you watch anyway?
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